I want to be your new british best friend.

[wildoliver]

Yes I am in fact talking about Paris Hiltons new British Best Friend.



I know she's a bit of an air head and would probably drive you mad but come on you really would! As a double bonus you could be a kept man too...........

[MK4 Slowride]

Awful vacious bint.

Still would though but only for another notch on the bedpost.

[interloper]

Going back a year or so I'm fairly sure someone leaked her medical records, she has herpes allegedly. Your welcome to her, I'm oot!

[MitchT]

I’ll be her best friend…as long as she continues to wear clobber like that and lets me do ‘stuff’ to her

[Mc Lovin]

I really dont find her the slightest bit attractive.

[off_again]

Nothing worse than a fame obsessed moron with money....

Unlikely to disappear from our TV's soon. When her programmes don't get commissioned, she will simply splash the cash.

Shame as it keeps the real talented people off it!

[Gun]

Can't stand the talentless bint. She's the prime example of the modern celebrity, famous for doing nothing, then got a little bit more famous by noshing off her boyfriend.

I still would tho

[s3fella]

Only Jack see...!

[MrMoonyMan]

Mc Lovin said:

I really dont find her the slightest bit attractive.

+1

Also, watch her eyes in the clip for this program, summat not right there.

Munter.


Rich munter.

[paul911]

So what attracted you to millionaires Paris Hilton

Edited by paul911 on Wednesday 17th December 13:10

[hornetrider]

paul911 said:

So what attracted you to millionaires Paris Hilton

Edited by paul911 on Wednesday 17th December 13:10

There's more than one of them?

[wildoliver]

paul911 said:

So what attracted you to millionaires Paris Hilton

Edited by paul911 on Wednesday 17th December 13:10

Well let's put it this way she is at least as attractive as my most attractive ex, and substantially richer...... nuff said.

[madrob6]

I'll be her best friend if she buys me an F40.

[chunkymonkey71]

I'd be her new best friend!

I dont even mind if she wants to carry me about in a big Louis Vuitton bag...

Yes she is utterly pointless and a bit annoying... but wouldnt it be nice for the man to be a gold digger for a change?

Besides, I'd love to smash her back doors in!

[Kinky]

The trouble is that this area can attract the wrong sort of new member, you know the sort, the chap who chooses a lads mag for a quiet read, or stays up late to catch the 5 minute freeview on the Adult Channel.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...