Burger King launch perfume range
Burger King launch perfume range
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OzzyR1

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6,365 posts

261 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Thought this was a joke when I was sent it this morning but it appears not - Burger King have launched a range of perfume "with a hint of flame-broiled meat".

This is available only in America at the moment au naturellement.

Dunno whether to laugh or shake ny head in bewilderment:

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/



ETA: Just found the "review" page


Mantastic! December 15, 2008
Reviewer: Frank Reynolds from Philadelphia, PA
After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine. Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent.

At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over.

I was skeptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage.

It was the first time she let me put my "hamburger" in her "bun." That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she's ever had, and that's saying a lot.



rofl



Edited by OzzyR1 on Thursday 18th December 10:19

OllieC

3,816 posts

243 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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if only it was KFC scented, would help me get gorgeous women like this !


Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Great money wasting excersize, obviously not affected by the economy. How the guy who suggested that has still got a job baffels me.

posterboy

1,144 posts

222 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Mc Lovin said:
Great money wasting excersize, obviously not affected by the economy. How the guy who suggested that has still got a job baffels me.
+1

"Poor" people will always spend, recession or no recession

phumy

5,827 posts

266 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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As long as Knick-Nacks dont try to market their Scampi flavoured crisps, we should be ok


I cant for the life of me remember what they actually smell of, its on the tip of my tongue, anyone remind me? hehe

Edited by phumy on Thursday 18th December 10:29

minimatt1967

17,381 posts

235 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Spacktard said:
Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent. At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time.
Possibly the ultimate perfume for those who have a penchant for beastiality?