Joke about British teeth
Joke about British teeth
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The Skunk

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278 posts

222 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Does anyone know where the joke about Brit's having poor dental hygiene and therefore hideous buck teeth comes from?

I'm hearing a lot of jokes based on this at the moment and just wondered where it originates from.

Just in case you're wondering, i don't have yellow or buck teeth.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.

L4URA

543 posts

227 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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The Skunk said:
Just in case you're wondering, i don't have yellow or buck teeth.
I'd been wondering about that, thanks for letting me know!;)

Edited by L4URA on Thursday 18th December 16:20

The Skunk

Original Poster:

278 posts

222 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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crofty1984 said:
It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.
Yeah - but why? what's it based on?

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

228 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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The Skunk said:
crofty1984 said:
It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.
Yeah - but why? what's it based on?
Look at your teeth.

furtive

4,503 posts

308 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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The fact that the British generally have bad teeth?

im

34,302 posts

246 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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The Skunk said:
crofty1984 said:
It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.
Yeah - but why? what's it based on?
The fact that we have bad teeth.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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The Skunk said:
crofty1984 said:
It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.
Yeah - but why? what's it based on?
probably because we are not obsessed with having unnaturaly pristine white teeth

vonhosen

40,597 posts

246 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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They aren't all porcelain veneers.

PapaBear

14,232 posts

223 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Watch "On the Buses"

.....that's why

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

228 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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The Skunk said:
crofty1984 said:
It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.
Yeah - but why? what's it based on?
Look at your teeth.

Americans pay a fortune to get the slightest quirk fixed at the dentist, in the UK people dont't really tend to get things fixed. Unless you can eat a sandwich through a letter box, then remedial work isn't really carried out.

Heskey

4,048 posts

222 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Isn't it based off having the NHS, and that we have 'free' dental plans ergo it must be appauling?

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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I'm sure a lot of it is down to the Royal Family, they have awful teeth on the whole and the Yanks see them a lot.

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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vonhosen said:
They aren't all porcelain veneers.
Hi Von, didn't realise the leash stretched this far from the SP&L wink


The yank kids on xbox live go on about it all the time in the little arguments everyone has. Same goes for us calling them fat, lazy & stupid.

To be fair though, we have few dentists as they train here in the UK but get poached by the USA as they have preferable working hours and pay.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Heskey said:
Isn't it based off having the NHS, and that we have 'free'socialised dental plans ergo it must be appauling?
where socialised=communism!

woooo-ooooo the red boogeyman'll get you!

And yeah, americans tend to get everything fixed early as they usually have dental insurance which they make the most of.

BigLepton

5,042 posts

230 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Baby Huey said:
The Skunk said:
crofty1984 said:
It's an American thing. They think we have bad teeth.
Yeah - but why? what's it based on?
Look at your teeth.

Americans pay a fortune to get the slightest quirk fixed at the dentist, in the UK people dont't really tend to get things fixed. Unless you can eat a sandwich through a letter box, then remedial work isn't really carried out.
No, it's based on Americans being far more vain than Brits and thus willing to spend on cosmetic dentistry, whereas Brits tend to not mind if everyone doesn't have identical fake vaneers and happy with what god gave them.

Mello

6,320 posts

263 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Dental insurance. USA=yes, here=no. smile

Hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Neil_H said:
I'm sure a lot of it is down to the Royal Family, they have awful teeth on the whole and the Yanks see them a lot.
But Zey are Germans :P


GingerWizard

4,721 posts

227 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Actually its to do with the fact that the yanks have fluride put in there water to promote healthy teeth. It was a government inititive, bascially saying look at the Brits they have ste teeth and we won't because we are going to poisen you all with fluride...... mugs!

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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GingerWizard said:
Actually its to do with the fact that the yanks have fluride put in there water to promote healthy teeth. It was a government inititive, bascially saying look at the Brits they have ste teeth and we won't because we are going to poisen you all with fluride...... mugs!
Erm, some of the water in the UK is flouridated too.