Condometric....
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Dominic H

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3,289 posts

261 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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A new condom on the market with a printed ruler along it's length. An ideal gift!

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

I'm sure the vast majority of you will be disappointed to learn that it only goes up to 25cm......irked

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Dominic H said:
A new condom on the market with a printed ruler along it's length. An ideal gift!

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

I'm sure the vast majority of you will be disappointed to learn that it only goes up to 25cm......irked
I hate to pour cold water on the idea but surely the nature of the nodder is that it, and its scale, stretch as the afoementioned tool becomes engorged? How do they control for that , and variation with room temperatire?

Therefore in a deflated state, just like balloons your draw on and then let down, it will still say a massive 25cm when in fact it is now a shrivelled prawn of a tool?

Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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You can measure the tide marks too.

Dominic H

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3,289 posts

261 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Olf said:
You can measure the tide marks too.
Nice....

Snake the Sniper

2,544 posts

230 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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Mmmm, a way to measure just how deep her throat really is! hehe

2linesontheroad

39 posts

217 months

Thursday 18th December 2008
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no, its the new 'scales' for charlie