Your fantasy dinner party

[Rawwr]

So, you're having a dinner party and you have to invite five guests. You can invite any living person and they'll attend. Who do you invite?

[juice]

5 anorexics. More food for me. nom nom nom

Edited by juice on Friday 19th December 15:32

[V8mate]

Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Jason Statham and

[bored-of-coding]

Rawwr

Original Poster

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must be a use of the words 'original poster' that I haven't come across

[Murray993]

I'm already bored of this one

[DucatiGary]

V8mate said:

hey look, its a picture of Paul O'grady when he was younger

[Geronimo]

I`d invite Amy Winehouse, Robert Peston, the fat one off Gavin and Stacey, Gordon Brown and Jade Goody.

For the main course we will be having Coq au Arsenic.

[Gargamel]

David Bowie - Incredibly interesting, plus he could do a couple of songs on the piano afterwards
John Simm - Big fan of his work, and I think we would get on well
Myleen Klass - mmmm
Nicola Horlick - Who I imagine to be very candid and interesting
Sir Ranulph Fiennes - Who I admire greatly

Iwould like to invite the Queen, but feel that it might make for an awkward evening, but I would imagine off the record she is quite amusing and cetaintly has led a fascinating life.

[grumbledoak]

Pretty certain this has been done before. Oh well...

The Duke of Edinburgh, Bill Bailey, Stephen Fry, Eddie Izzard, and Huey from Fun Lovin' Criminals.

[Neil_H]

V8mate said:

A clown with ginger hair?

[anonymous-user]

Hmmmm

Murray Walker

Jason Statham( for our lass, she goes ga ga over him)

christine bleakley

Ari Vatanen

Lee Evans


That should about do it

[Mattygooner]

I have never seen anyone write the words, hmmmmmmm Murray walker, like you would want to lick whipped cream of him....

[Maxf]

homicide said:

Hmmmm

Murray Walker

Jason Statham( for our lass, she goes ga ga over him)

christine bleakley

Ari Vatanen

Lee Evans


That should about do it

So you can watch Lee Evans make jokes while your Mrs gets humped by Jason Statham to Murry Walker's commentary? Christine thingimy and the other one will probably be going at it as well.

sounds rubbish

[Maxf]

5 Eastern European 'escorts' and a coke starter.

[mitzy]

Dale Winton

Mince anyone ?


Richard Branson

Colin Edwards

Peter Kay

Oliver Reed

Edited by mitzy on Friday 19th December 15:54

[brum]

Raymond Blanc (catering)
3 Adult Film actresses
A brief appearance from my local dealer.

Sounds like a cracking night in

ETA - not quite quick enough to be original

Edited by brum on Friday 19th December 15:54

[V8mate]

brum said:

A brief appearance from my local dealer.

Northampton Audi?

[Mattygooner]

V8mate said:

brum said:

A brief appearance from my local dealer.

Northampton Audi?

To help service the hoes...

[grumbledoak]

mitzy said:

Dale Winton
Mince anyone ?
Richard Branson
Colin Edwards
Peter Kay
Oliver Reed

Is this some bizarre attempt to get Dale Winton and Peter Kay killed? I can genuinely think of no other reason to have either of them 'round...

[bigTee]

I'm still trying to get Ariane in the hot tub !!