Paul Ross

[riwiho]

The comments made to this item on Amazon are brilliant. Read away: CLICKY CLICKY

Sorry if this is a repost

Edited by riwiho on Friday 19th December 15:49

[cyb]

"Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week."

For some reason that one had me cackling like a demented cretin for a couple of minutes.

[riwiho]

' My children died recently and, in solace, I hung this in their bedroom. I have now forgotten all about them and can't wait for Christmas '

[crofty1984]

I'm at work and trying not to laugh out loud.

[sebo]

In the words of Victor Meldrew, I literally could not BELIEEEVE it when I saw this piece for sale on Amazon. I had only just said to my husband the previous night as we were worming the dog that I wished I could have a canvas print of Paul Ross sitting in a wicker chair, fingers entwined, possibly contemplating a second pie.

Tonight I am going to wish that we had a life size cut out of Vernon Kay eating a biscuit out of a shoe and pray that the Gods of amazon hear that too!

[grumbledoak]

Still reading, but, WTF? Why would anyone want this?

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Check out the last item in the right-hand pane entitled 'Customers who viewed this item also viewed'.

[Steamer]

John Frum maxleyrabbit said:

- See all my reviews
CAUTION ADVISED: This is NOT a portrait of Eamonn Holmes

[sebo]

Fuzzy Wuzzy said:

Check out the last item in the right-hand pane entitled 'Customers who viewed this item also viewed'.

Random!

[H2DaE]

I used to be a very successful insurance salesman at AIG. I had riches beyond belief: Faberge Eggs; Brut Aftershave, also by Faberge; a diamond encrusted Rolex; lime green Lamborghini; monogrammed slippers; a piano shaped toilet that once belonged to Liberace and a 16 ft pyramid of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Some friends at the country club let me in on this secret that all the old money had canvas printed photos of Paul Ross, so I bought one at auction.

There was something wonderful and majestic about it, some people say the enigmatic smile is a knowing reference to his Merovingian ancestry. It hung for 3 years above the alabaster fireplace in my drawing room, replacing Munch's Scream, which I borrowed from a friend who was also in the insurance business.

But over time there was something unsettling about the picture. At first it sounded like it emitted a high pitched, almost imperceptible, tone, like an old TV set. Then it started whispering things to me. After a while it started telling jokes and then giving me stock tips. Eventually it recommended I invest all my money with a guy called Bernie Madoff.

Now I have nothing, I get high by sucking anti-freeze from car windscreen washers, and even had to take public transport. My only possession is this picture of Paul Ross. It is my love, my life. He completes me.

[Save Ferris]

My wife said she wanted "20 inches of pure pleasure" for Christmas. This gift ticks all the boxes.

[King Herald]

Some very funny stuff there, but who the fvck is Paul Ross?

"I had only just said to my husband the previous night as we were worming the dog that I wished I could have a canvas print of Paul Ross sitting in a wicker chair, fingers entwined, possibly contemplating a second pie"

[patmahe]

How can there be enough customers in the world to justify making this?

[rhinochopig]

Sorry but it was covered yesterday.

As was this one months ago. "Penetrating Wagners Ring"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Penetrating-Wagners-Ring-C...

Sadly they've cleaned it up a bit as it was up to about 10 pages

[rsv gone!]

Fuzzy Wuzzy said:

Check out the last item in the right-hand pane entitled 'Customers who viewed this item also viewed'.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cosmetic-breast-surgery-25x20cm-Science/dp/B001D8RJSY/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_i

Although it would be a travesty if she had any work to those breasts.

[wadgebeast]

As a busy working mother of two, who's a mother, and a businesswoman, and busy, I don't have time to mess around. I need food on the go, and a toothpaste I can trust. I also need to know that, when I need to know that my Paul Ross print is over the mantlepiece, it really IS over the mantlepiece. This one is. Which is what I like about it. My husband, meanwhile, who's a busy working father of two, who's a father, and a businessman, and also busy (except every second Tuesday when bellringing practice from 4pm-5pm is his only commitment) likes the fact that this Paul Ross print is wipe-clean. (My busy working husband has occasionally spilled his yoghurt over Paul's jowly mancheeks.)

[Funk]

riwiho said:

The comments made to this item on Amazon are brilliant. Read away: CLICKY CLICKY

Sorry if this is a repost

Edited by riwiho on Friday 19th December 15:49

I HAVE to ask what the fk you were searching for though...

[The Hypno-Toad]

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

R - 2the - E - 2the - P - 2the - O -2the- S - 2the - T!!

[sstein]

amazonreviewer said:

This is a near perfect likeness of Mister Paul Ronald Raoul Ross. It is really very good and I am more than pleased with it. It is slightly lacking on one of the three dimensions - that being depth - but in the other two it excels - they being width and height. Thank goodness for trustworthy retailers such as Amazon in these times of financial discord and fiduciary turmoil.

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Stuart

[130R]

That "Media Storehouse" company have some really weird crap for sale. I mean a 40 inch canvas print of some random guy from the BAFTA Cymru film awards 2006???

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BAFTA-TELEVISION-AWARDS-CA...

Unless you are actually that guy or his mom why the hell would you buy that?

And once you have brightened up the sitting room with that how about a 16 inch canvas print of Adolf Hitler for the bedroom:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/ADOLF-HITLER-1939-Canvas-P...