'Christ, this girl loves Monster Munch..'

[BlueCello]

Okay, that PH quote made me laugh out loud for rather a long time the first time I ever read it.

Post the PH quotes that made you giggle yourself to the space on the floor in front of your chair I need to laugh, gotta work tomorrow

[markoos]

Given the subject of the particular topic from which this quote is taken, initially I thought it was an incredibly insensitive thing to think about saying...but then the quote in question gradually worked it's magic and now even when I think of it, I start to snigger. I'm ashamed!

http://www.petrolheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

(post no.4)

[PhantomHumper]

Your mum got ed from a double ender mould

[snotrag]

Cant remember who it was but...

someone said:

I would hit that like a Ginger stepchild

...nearly made me wet myself.

[Big Rod]

Someone, when envisaging taking advantage of a female over a desk, said something to the effect of..............

somebody else said:

I'd offload myself over the desk like a belt fed mortar.

It kills me just thinking of it!!

Thanks whoever you are!!!

Edited to repair disasterous formating!

Edited by Big Rod on Saturday 20th December 01:31

[ypauly]

coming over here stealing our moon - mybrainhurts
said when india launched a rocket bound for the moon


had me in bits and still makes me chuckle


http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited by ypauly on Saturday 20th December 01:32

[Robatr0n]

Are you thanking the guy who unleashed the fury on your 'brown eye' whilst bent over the office desk or the guy who made the quote?

[Ron Burgundy]

markoos said:

Given the subject of the particular topic from which this quote is taken, initially I thought it was an incredibly insensitive thing to think about saying...but then the quote in question gradually worked it's magic and now even when I think of it, I start to snigger. I'm ashamed!

http://www.petrolheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

(post no.4)

Petrolheads? WTF?

[Pork]

markoos said:

Given the subject of the particular topic from which this quote is taken, initially I thought it was an incredibly insensitive thing to think about saying...but then the quote in question gradually worked it's magic and now even when I think of it, I start to snigger. I'm ashamed!

http://www.petrolheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

(post no.4)

Thats funny becasue of how wrong it is.

[MentalSarcasm]

"Sweating like a rapist".

I believe that's a Knick Pee original.

[Killer2005]

Ron Burgundy said:

markoos said:

Given the subject of the particular topic from which this quote is taken, initially I thought it was an incredibly insensitive thing to think about saying...but then the quote in question gradually worked it's magic and now even when I think of it, I start to snigger. I'm ashamed!

http://www.petrolheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

(post no.4)

Petrolheads? WTF?

Search for petrolheads.com and you'd end back here.

[JBL930]

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market

[LukeBird]

JBL930 said:

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market

One of my favourites!
That and 'sweating like a paedophile in a playground'.

[ypauly]

LukeBird said:

JBL930 said:

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market

One of my favourites!
That and 'sweating like a paedophile in a playground'.

Sweating like fred west on time team

[Funk]

"Statistically-speaking, the majority of people enjoy gang rape."

Wrong, but very funny at the same time.

[v15ben]

As said by a PHer earlier in the week, a mix of two well known phrases:
"Does the Pope st in the woods?"

[JBL930]

ypauly said:

LukeBird said:

JBL930 said:

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market

One of my favourites!
That and 'sweating like a paedophile in a playground'.

Sweating like fred west on time team

I like that,that's new on me

I'm also partial to the funny quips about the old front bum

She's got a fanny like a butchers dustbin, it's like a stab wound in a gorrilas back, like a hippo's yawn, like a ripped out fireplace. They go on and on but they make me chuckle

[10 Pence Short]

She's got an ahole like the loud end of a trombone.

[Funk]

Another one; "I'll bet she's got a clopper like a wizard's sleeve." It was the use of the word 'clopper' that made me chortle!

[RJB_666]

ypauly said:

LukeBird said:

JBL930 said:

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market

One of my favourites!
That and 'sweating like a paedophile in a playground'.

Sweating like fred west on time team

Sweating like a dyslexic on countdown