Xmas parties, any stories?
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no scandal at mine just some class drinking by the boss's and us started out at 1pm by 2pm we had had 2+bottles of wine then went drunken tenpin bowling hen onto a meal (dont think we will be allowed back there due to food fight 
) and then to a few more pubs, all paid for by the boss's total bill for 15 of us was about £3k
Matt
) and then to a few more pubs, all paid for by the boss's total bill for 15 of us was about £3kMatt
i did a nice one of pouring a pint over a boss who was s
gging me off cause he hated me, i was very drunk and we had words and it resulted in him swinging at me and me pouring my pint over him and walking off.... he had to be held back.... god i miss those times.... not... was funny at the time and he lost all respect from the team for being an arse 
gging me off cause he hated me, i was very drunk and we had words and it resulted in him swinging at me and me pouring my pint over him and walking off.... he had to be held back.... god i miss those times.... not... was funny at the time and he lost all respect from the team for being an arse Not much.
We all went out for lunch on Thursday to a really great place just off the Royal Mile.
Things were going swimmingly, was a really good afternoon. Everyone making merry, even the boss got involved and was happier than we'd seen for a long time. He wasn't even that miffed that we racked up a bar tab on his card without his knowledge!
Anyway, as things progressed into the night we moved on to another bar. I was chatting to a couple of colleagues, female as it happens. We've all known each other for a few years now and every so often discussions take on a "frisky" nature on nights out, as they have a habit of doing. Not that anything has happened. Well, it just so happens that this year we are all free and single at the same time. I came back from the toilets to them laughing away at something they weren't telling me, kind of thought nothing of it. Sometime in the evening Tamsin (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent) disappeared off to powder her nose. All fine and dandy...only she went away for a while. I mentioned this to Maria who smiled coyly. She took my hand and pulled me up from the sofa and whispered in my ear "Me and Tamsin have got a special Secret Santa present for you that wouldn't fit under the tree" she dragged me away from the bar...to the "rest rooms"...Holy bejebus, if you've not done it, I can recommend a 3some in the toilets of Cafe Royal in Edinburgh. It's a tight squeeze but it can be done.
Not really, was an OK night, just got st faced, had a tactical chunder and then had a kebab on the way home.
We all went out for lunch on Thursday to a really great place just off the Royal Mile.
Things were going swimmingly, was a really good afternoon. Everyone making merry, even the boss got involved and was happier than we'd seen for a long time. He wasn't even that miffed that we racked up a bar tab on his card without his knowledge!
Anyway, as things progressed into the night we moved on to another bar. I was chatting to a couple of colleagues, female as it happens. We've all known each other for a few years now and every so often discussions take on a "frisky" nature on nights out, as they have a habit of doing. Not that anything has happened. Well, it just so happens that this year we are all free and single at the same time. I came back from the toilets to them laughing away at something they weren't telling me, kind of thought nothing of it. Sometime in the evening Tamsin (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent) disappeared off to powder her nose. All fine and dandy...only she went away for a while. I mentioned this to Maria who smiled coyly. She took my hand and pulled me up from the sofa and whispered in my ear "Me and Tamsin have got a special Secret Santa present for you that wouldn't fit under the tree" she dragged me away from the bar...to the "rest rooms"...Holy bejebus, if you've not done it, I can recommend a 3some in the toilets of Cafe Royal in Edinburgh. It's a tight squeeze but it can be done.
Not really, was an OK night, just got s
t faced, had a tactical chunder and then had a kebab on the way home.Edited by DrTre on Saturday 20th December 14:14
Yeah had a brilliant one on my watch! 
Went to a comedy club and had dinner with stand-up comedians and then the place turns into a nightclub.
I was battered by about 9pm (drinking on an empty stomach!) and slowly recovered through the meal.
The bird next to me got into some banter with the comedian and dragged me in as well (I'm 21 but look younger!) so he had a royal laugh ripping it out of me about my age. Well until she said I was her toyboy!
He very much liked that and even more banter started...
All in all a good night and I didn't throw up either!
Went to a comedy club and had dinner with stand-up comedians and then the place turns into a nightclub.
I was battered by about 9pm (drinking on an empty stomach!) and slowly recovered through the meal.
The bird next to me got into some banter with the comedian and dragged me in as well (I'm 21 but look younger!) so he had a royal laugh ripping it out of me about my age. Well until she said I was her toyboy!
He very much liked that and even more banter started...
All in all a good night and I didn't throw up either!
Nothing that mad. Thursday night, went for meal with work, met girl, who very kindly put me up for the night and then drove me to work on friday morning and then went out again last night, and got extremely drunk, and fell asleep in the taxi going home.
Pretty much a normal weekend then!
and then drove me to work on friday morning and then went out again last night, and got extremely drunk, and fell asleep in the taxi going home.Pretty much a normal weekend then!
alfaman said:
...no real issue till I found out it was videod and may be making an appearance on You Tube
You make your appearance at about 2.13Just letting my hangover subside after last nights work bash.
I have also been phoned at home in the last hour by a colleage to check my wellbeing, and to report what happened, as I have no memory of any of it past half nine.
A quick summary is that our admin lady punched our psychologist (also female), and copped off with our boss. Our entire team are barred from one area of Birmingham, after our boss called the bar maid a miserable bh, and our admin lady punched our psychologist in the face (for a second time). I cleared a whole area of a bar due to farting really loudly,which apparently also smelt rancid.
Our other admin lady told my boss to go f**k himself, there was general abuse to each other, I have lost both my phones and a coat, as have most of my colleagues, and a lot of staff are no longer speaking!
oh, and the admin lady caught a taxi to my mates house where our team psychologist was staying at one AM to punch the psychologist,again!
There is much much more............
I have also been phoned at home in the last hour by a colleage to check my wellbeing, and to report what happened, as I have no memory of any of it past half nine.
A quick summary is that our admin lady punched our psychologist (also female), and copped off with our boss. Our entire team are barred from one area of Birmingham, after our boss called the bar maid a miserable b
h, and our admin lady punched our psychologist in the face (for a second time). I cleared a whole area of a bar due to farting really loudly,which apparently also smelt rancid.Our other admin lady told my boss to go f**k himself, there was general abuse to each other, I have lost both my phones and a coat, as have most of my colleagues, and a lot of staff are no longer speaking!
oh, and the admin lady caught a taxi to my mates house where our team psychologist was staying at one AM to punch the psychologist,again!
There is much much more............
Edited by batfink79 on Saturday 20th December 15:37
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