Best ever 'knock knock' joke

[Hoppy2008]

Just read this in the Sunday Sport and thought I'd share it with PH.

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Jesus
-Jesus who?
-Jesus Christ! Open the Door!

[Funk]

Have you been smoking something?

[Hoppy2008]

Funk said:

Have you been smoking something?

Funny you should say that!

[mybrainhurts]

Knock, knock...

fk off...

[Hoppy2008]

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock...

fk off...

Thats rubbish

[HUW JONES]

Knock,knock...
Who's there?
Biggish.
Biggish who?
No thanks, bought one earlier.

[DrTre]

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock...

fk off...

[Hoppy2008]

HUW JONES said:

Knock,knock...
Who's there?
Biggish.
Biggish who?
No thanks, bought one earlier.

heh-heh

[mybrainhurts]

Hoppy2008 said:

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock...

fk off...

Thats rubbish

You still there...?

[randomman]

knock knock
who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Luttuce in or I'll kick the fking door down

[Hoppy2008]

mybrainhurts said:

Hoppy2008 said:

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock...

fk off...

Thats rubbish

You still there...?

whats up Doc? Wrong side of the bed?

[mybrainhurts]

[TheEnd]

[mybrainhurts]

[Hoppy2008]

TheEnd said:

[DrTre]

[911mot]

knock knock joke
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

(work safe)

[Big Al.]

All Joke or in this case not jokes

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