Bullshit Job Titles

[LaSarthe+Back]

What's the worst Job Title you know of?

Come on there's gotta be some pretty bad ones out there..

[Steamer]

Estate Agent

[Metroarea]

I see a lot of American's CV's and they seem to be the worst for generally giving really over the top job titles. Pretty much anyone seems to be able to be a "Senior VP of.....", then you speak to them and they're looking for £25k.

[tank slapper]

I saw an advert for a 'Dignity and Diversity Manager' a while back. The ad read along the lines of 'Your role will be to promote dignity and diversity in the workplace... etc'. Salary was about £40k.

No prizes for guessing which sector it was in.

[DollarTheif]

Prime Minister.

[Balmoral Green]

Facilitator, when used to describe say, a Salesman.

[okgo]

Refuse disposal officer.

[just me]

ANALyst

[V8mate]

PA
Document Controller
Administrative Assistant
Team Organiser
Receptionist


are all just
SECRETARIES

[largerandrock]

Bank "manager"

[DollarTheif]

The Vision Clearance Executive - in the real world, a window cleaner - has been voted the most stupid job title ever.

It beat Education Centre Nourishment Production Assistant (dinner lady) and Waste Removal Engineer (bin man) to the title.

Domestic Engineer - or housewife - and Knowledge Navigator (a teacher).

Other bonkers jobs were Stock Replenishment Advisor - a shelf stacker - and the Dispatch Services Facilitator - post room boy.

Flueologist turned out to be a chimney sweep,
Head of Verbal Communications was a secretary cum receptionist.

Petroleum Transfer Engineer ....a petrol pump attendant


Environment Improvement Technician was... the cleaner.




edit... "Petroleum Transfer Engineer ....a petrol pump attendant"


LOL!! sorry for lolling but had to.

Edited by DollarTheif on Monday 22 December 17:19

[The Tea Boy]

my job title is Lettings Coordinator which really means one up from NQV admin chav!!

[Big Rod]

I'm an Application Support Specialist.

Great acronym huh?

[davido140]

V8mate said:

PA
Document Controller
Administrative Assistant
Team Organiser
Receptionist


are all just
SECRETARIES

not true, I bet I know a couple of PAs that probably earn more than you and me put together!

"proper" PA's have thier own secretaries!

[Famous Graham]

My title at Yell was "Webmaster"

[maix27]

I always find Consultant a bit of a st job title... it's just too vague.

Guess what my job title is?!

[Balmoral Green]

The Tea Boy said:

my job title is...

Beverage Distribution Manager surely?

Milk, one sugar, ta.

[gj88]

Beauty technician

[Penny-lope]

Facilities Assistant....Caretaker/janny

[svm]

maix27 said:

I always find Consultant a bit of a st job title... it's just too vague.

Guess what my job title is?!

Cheif Exective In Charge of Having No Idea, But Thinks He Does and Charges Like He Does?