The Bright Side of Life
The Bright Side of Life
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merc_man

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1,926 posts

231 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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A few years ago when myself and my lovely wife walked back down the aisle after the marriage ceremony we had the organist segue from the traditional Wedding March into Monty Python's "Always look on the bright side of life". Sounds great when played on a "ahem" huge organ. I'll also have this played at my funeral when the time comes.

Recently it's been fairly difficult to live up to this philosophy. Firstly we have the situation with my Mother-in-Law being in hospital with what we now know is a stroke. Then yesterday my mobile phone packed up (I realise this is of no importance relatively speaking but is a real buggerance none the less).

Then when I get home last night the wife informs me, as I'm about to settle down for my late dinner, that she has a flat tyre. Great. So it's out in the dark and drizzle to get that changed so that in the morning she can get the car to the garage. Wheel nuts required the strength of Samson to shift them (I managed to bend the wheel brace!) and I think I hurt my back a little (whimper).

But, on the whole, I try to be an optimistic kind of soul so I'm going to try and look at the plus points here.

1. We now know what's wrong with the Mother-in-Law so we don't have any uncertainty any more. Might be a long road back but at least it'll be manageable.

2. I can get a spanking new phone today.

3. Because of my mainly desk-bound existence I tend not to get the chance too often to do manly tasks like changing a wheel. Hopefully I've justified my existence in some way.

4. Really looking forward to Christmas morning when my 2 year old daughter will be overwhelmed by seeing presents under the tree and a full stocking full of gifts at the end of her bed.

All in all it could be a hell of lot worse. So let's have some positive spin on the little things that try to get us down each day. After all, worse things happen at sea you know.

Edited by merc_man on Tuesday 23 December 09:44

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL and you have my sympathies... but ffs, grow a pair man.

Changing a fking tyre? Jeeesus!

Mars

10,095 posts

243 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL and you have my sympathies... but ffs, grow a pair man.

Changing a fking tyre? Jeeesus!
Typical PH reply. Miss the point of the OP and go on the attack.

The Curn

917 posts

241 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL...
Isn't she a bit old for you, and with a stroke... you should be ashamed of yourself.

Poledriver

29,585 posts

223 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL and you have my sympathies.
With respect to your MIL ill in hospital but....
Do you think she's fit HR? I thought I would save this for posterity!hehe

ETA Damn, beaten to it!

Edited by Poledriver on Tuesday 23 December 09:50

bkay88

727 posts

216 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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merc_man said:
So let's have some positive spin on the little things that try to get us down each day.
Edited by merc_man on Tuesday 23 December 09:44
yes

Heskey

4,048 posts

222 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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Mars said:
hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL and you have my sympathies... but ffs, grow a pair man.

Changing a fking tyre? Jeeesus!
Typical PH reply. Miss the point of the OP and go on the attack.
Typical woman, surely? hehe

merc_man

Original Poster:

1,926 posts

231 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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Oh definitely typical woman smile. She noticed it in the morning but failed to let me know until the night time. I could have had the local village garage sort it out yesterday for her rolleyes during daylight if she'd let me know.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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The Curn said:
hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL...
Isn't she a bit old for you, and with a stroke... you should be ashamed of yourself.
rofl

Whoops! A decent first up put down reply, undone by a typo.

I'll get me coat!

wink

mechsympathy

58,622 posts

284 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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The Curn said:
hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL...
Isn't she a bit old for you, and with a stroke... you should be ashamed of yourself.
I don't think he understands what "having a stroke" meanseek

RsSpyder

781 posts

227 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2008
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mechsympathy said:
The Curn said:
hornetrider said:
Don't get me wrong, I fell for your MIL...
Isn't she a bit old for you, and with a stroke... you should be ashamed of yourself.
I don't think he understands what "having a stroke" meanseek
rofl