Emotional Heartache

[Murray993]

I can hardly believe it my girlfriend of 3 weeks has dumped me and I haven’t been able to drink since. God knows I have tried to go into the pub but I am just too tired from banging her only half decent mate.

I need some advice, should I start on her other mates and run the risk of remaining too tired to drink, or should I go on with half decent. Please don’t take the piss I am really very sensitive to this topic, especially at this time of year when all my married mates are not tired at all and can drink to their hearts content.

[littlegreenfairy]

3 weeks?

THREE WEEKS?

Dear God, just grow some.





Oh..wait. I've just read the whole thing

Edited by littlegreenfairy on Tuesday 23 December 13:59

[Murray993]

Rox said:

Murray993 said:

I can hardly believe it my girlfriend of 3 weeks has dumped me and I haven’t been able to drink since. God knows I have tried to go into the pub but I am just too tired from banging her only half decent mate.

I need some advice, should I start on her other mates and run the risk of remaining too tired to drink, or should I go on with half decent. Please don’t take the piss I am really very sensitive to this topic, especially at this time of year when all my married mates are not tired at all and can drink to their hearts content.

Dress your hand up like me ex missus and wk myself into a coma.

What's she like? Might try that thanks for the advice.

[guffhoover]

Rox said:

Murray993 said:

I can hardly believe it my girlfriend of 3 weeks has dumped me and I haven’t been able to drink since. God knows I have tried to go into the pub but I am just too tired from banging her only half decent mate.

I need some advice, should I start on her other mates and run the risk of remaining too tired to drink, or should I go on with half decent. Please don’t take the piss I am really very sensitive to this topic, especially at this time of year when all my married mates are not tired at all and can drink to their hearts content.

Dress your hand up like me ex missus and wk myself into a coma.

Advice stealing tt.

edited ti make sense, by me, just now

Shame on you

Edited by guffhoover on Tuesday 23 December 14:00

[bkay88]

Work through them, one by one, until you start suffering from Narcolepsy. Then it's probably time to stop.

[King Herald]

Murray993 said:

I can hardly believe it my girlfriend of 3 weeks has dumped me and I haven’t been able to drink since. God knows I have tried to go into the pub but I am just too tired from banging her only half decent mate.

I need some advice, should I start on her other mates and run the risk of remaining too tired to drink, or should I go on with half decent. Please don’t take the piss I am really very sensitive to this topic, especially at this time of year when all my married mates are not tired at all and can drink to their hearts content.

It is best to be single at Xmas, you know.....

[Murray993]

King Herald said:

Murray993 said:

I can hardly believe it my girlfriend of 3 weeks has dumped me and I haven’t been able to drink since. God knows I have tried to go into the pub but I am just too tired from banging her only half decent mate.

I need some advice, should I start on her other mates and run the risk of remaining too tired to drink, or should I go on with half decent. Please don’t take the piss I am really very sensitive to this topic, especially at this time of year when all my married mates are not tired at all and can drink to their hearts content.

It is best to be single at Xmas, you know.....

It tough being single during the season women feel the most lonely. Even though the picking are rich, and the rewards are high....

[Slagathore]

Go and invest in some Lynx!

The women will be queuing up to bang you!

[guffhoover]

sgathore said:

Go and invest in a Lynx!

The women will be queuing up to bang you!

EFC

Nothing can beat an exotic wild cat to get the venusians frothing like bottled bass.

[Murray993]

sgathore said:

Go and invest in some Lynx!

The women will be queuing up to bang you!

Hang on you said go natural before, I dont think you are taking this very seriously....

[Yugguy]

Rox said:

Murray993 said:

I can hardly believe it my girlfriend of 3 weeks has dumped me and I haven’t been able to drink since. God knows I have tried to go into the pub but I am just too tired from banging her only half decent mate.

I need some advice, should I start on her other mates and run the risk of remaining too tired to drink, or should I go on with half decent. Please don’t take the piss I am really very sensitive to this topic, especially at this time of year when all my married mates are not tired at all and can drink to their hearts content.

Dress your hand up like me ex missus and wk myself into a coma.

You want HIM to wk YOU off???

[Slagathore]

Murray993 said:

sgathore said:

Go and invest in some Lynx!

The women will be queuing up to bang you!

Hang on you said go natural before, I dont think you are taking this very seriously....

[ypauly]

3some?

[TonyHetherington]

No hang on, that's not what I meant.....