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Right.
I've got a Rosemary hedge either side of the hard standing for our cars.
Some drunk s
t-head has walked past it and has either jumped into it or has been pushed by a mate, damaging it and generally ruining what has taken 5 years to grow.
Yesterday I noted that its got worse, i.e. someone has jumped into it again.
I'd like to 'discourage' this behavior and am after some suggestions. I'm happy to injure the next offender in a way that I am not legally accountable for.
Go on then?
I've got a Rosemary hedge either side of the hard standing for our cars.
Some drunk s
t-head has walked past it and has either jumped into it or has been pushed by a mate, damaging it and generally ruining what has taken 5 years to grow. Yesterday I noted that its got worse, i.e. someone has jumped into it again.
I'd like to 'discourage' this behavior and am after some suggestions. I'm happy to injure the next offender in a way that I am not legally accountable for.
Go on then?
I am planning an institue/facility in the mountains far away (lets say Nepal for legal reasons) where a flock of birds can be trained to airlift local Gorillas from their zoo enclosures, said Gorillas will be trained to rape to death their target.
As I will not be the technical owner of the gorillas or the birds I will be in no way responsible for their actions.
In a legal sense you pay me some money as a gift, and very unfortunately, 6 months later someone who has wronged you gets raped to death by a bunch of flying gorilla.
It'll be how I make my fortune, just you watch.
As I will not be the technical owner of the gorillas or the birds I will be in no way responsible for their actions.
In a legal sense you pay me some money as a gift, and very unfortunately, 6 months later someone who has wronged you gets raped to death by a bunch of flying gorilla.
It'll be how I make my fortune, just you watch.
captainzep said:
Just have to work through a way of making the spike stake secure so injured hedge jumper can't start hitting the cars with it.
I'd cement the bugger in. It won't budge a millimetre should something happen to fall on it.Zero deflection of the cemented-in stake = more force absorbed by the object that falls onto it.
Saied said:
captainzep said:
Just have to work through a way of making the spike stake secure so injured hedge jumper can't start hitting the cars with it.
I'd cement the bugger in. It won't budge a millimetre should something happen to fall on it.Zero deflection of the cemented-in stake = more force absorbed by the object that falls onto it.
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