Scary christmas pressie

[Sleekitman]

My OH got me a Bose SoundDock II for one of my pressies. "Great" I said opening up the box so that I could get it set up. While I was pulling out packaging from the box something caught my eye close to my right hand. Made me jump which in turn made my missus scream. It was a spider. Nothing to be worried about except my OH hates them. Took a closer look. Hmmmm. Unusual I thought. Quick check of country of origin. Mexico. Hmmm. I'll just google that I think.
. A Western Black Widow of the female type. Now my missus is sitting in the car until I get rid. My son says kill it. I don't want to. Any ideas what to do with it. Do you think Edinburgh Zoo would want it. Without doubt the best pressie i have ever had.

[Chainguy]

Call the SSPCA.

Bit unfair on the poor thing to have made it all this way then to be killed for no reason.

SSPCA will come out and take it from you. They are a 365 operation.

[okgo]

PICTURE NOW

[ewenm]

Bloody asylum seekers!

Edited by ewenm on Thursday 25th December 13:52

[Blib]

Is it possible that your wife is a consummate actress and had planned an incredible 'accident' to bump you off,but you noticed before you were bitten?

Just a thought.

Merry Christmas!

[HOGEPH]

I came home last night and there was a big spider in the bath.

I wouldn't have minded but he'd used up all the fking hot water.

Edited by HOGEPH on Thursday 25th December 14:00

[benoli]

better phone this guy from Arachnophobia

[SS HSV]

Great Christmas thread, much better than all the other boring ones. Got a picture?

[Johnny]

Great stuff. Makes for an exciting i bet!

Edited by Johnny on Thursday 25th December 14:21

[Kurtblythman]

I herd they taste nice with Turkey.

[T5R+]

Blib said:

Is it possible that your wife is a consummate actress and had planned an incredible 'accident' to bump you off,but you noticed before you were bitten?

Just a thought.

Merry Christmas!

Excellent

[Ace-T]

okgo said:

PICTURE NOW

+1

And DON'T KILL IT. Put it in a tub that it can't escape from. Call the SSPCA.

That is so cool in a way!

Trace

Edited by Ace-T on Thursday 25th December 14:36

[LHDisbest]

Where in Edinburgh is this spider? I want to wind up my mum!

[13th]

Oh no!

and I though my worst present nightmare was the tiger skin thong!

Nothing on your's!

[ali_kat]

Lucky!

You need to trap it, and call someone!

[Glade]

that's nothing...

I had a woodlouse in a pain au chocolat this morning

[D-Angle]

Sleekitman said:

Now my missus is sitting in the car until I get rid.

Sleekitman said:

Without doubt the best pressie i have ever had.

Merry Christmas!

[hot metal]

Sleekitman said:

My OH got me a Bose SoundDock II for one of my pressies. "Great" I said opening up the box so that I could get it set up. While I was pulling out packaging from the box something caught my eye close to my right hand. Made me jump which in turn made my missus scream. It was a spider. Nothing to be worried about except my OH hates them. Took a closer look. Hmmmm. Unusual I thought. Quick check of country of origin. Mexico. Hmmm. I'll just google that I think.
. A Western Black Widow of the female type. Now my missus is sitting in the car until I get rid. My son says kill it. I don't want to. Any ideas what to do with it. Do you think Edinburgh Zoo would want it. Without doubt the best pressie i have ever had.

Id be in the car with the missus

[singlecoil]

Don't complain out loud, or everyone will want one!

[Elf kit80]

JEZUZ

PICTURES!!!