What were your worst presents this year?

[rhinochopig]

Come on you ungrateful lot, what were your [through gritted teeth] "oh that's lovely" presents this year.

I got a crappy home-made looking (it was produced by the large international he works for) cookbook off a mate, because it featured a recipe from his wife in it. We're taking them out for a posh meal.

Carpet tack removal tool??????

Top that would fit a toddler - I'm 6'5"

Over to you.

[DaveL485]

2 Muscle vests.

I black, and 1 GHEY khaki one.




Bear in mind i'm 6 foot 6 and 12 stone so built like a bag of pencils

[Brown and Boris]

Three scarves. FFS I have one already and never wear that. Also a pair of Halfrauds driving gloves. I have never seen the purpose in driving gloves in modern cars.

Other than that pretty pleased: 2 track experiences; Caterham and Atom, bottle of Jura and an ice cover for the car.

[superlightr]

man flu

fainting and brusing up ribs and breaking a light stand as I hit the ground like a sac of spuds.

[JamesM]

Yet Another Student cookbook. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. and a saucepan. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.


What the hell happened to a motorbike, or a scalextrick set??

[Chim Girl]

A pair of multicoloured ski socks, size 9 to 12.

I am a size 3 or 4 and don't ski.

I think someone bought them according to my dress size, not shoe size!

Edited by Chim Girl on Friday 26th December 10:03

[Wings]

a balaclarva!!

[Luke85]

fkING SOCKS!!

[CivicMan]

25 9"x9" black and white photos of Mt Stanley summit in Africa, taken c.1950.......

[sm0273]

socks and a st load of clothes I dont want/like or dont fit me. Aftershave that I dont like. boxes of choc's (i am fat enough)

[Mrs Fish]

Some perfume I don't like the smell of.

Although I did a list, I got nothing off it [hmm]

[jagdpanther]

2 Medium T-shirts........I'm a xxxl damnit

And a pair of silver dog tags

[Road Pest]

Wings said:

a balaclarva!!

Perfect for bank jobs!

[AJWB]

Christmas socks. Oh, and two pairs of fluffy dice.

[brum]

A top gear model set - so you can build 'relistic' models of the amphibious vehicles.
FFS.

[Hyperion]

DaveL485 said:

2 Muscle vests.

I black, and 1 GHEY khaki one.




Bear in mind i'm 6 foot 6 and 12 stone so built like a bag of pencils

They must think you're gay?

[4hero]

A " Radio pen gift set"


Edited to say, we could do a swap shop I'll take the socks for my pen?

Edited by 4hero on Friday 26th December 10:37

[skylinecrazy]

brum said:

A top gear model set - so you can build 'relistic' models of the amphibious vehicles.FFS.

That doesn't sound that bad......

[Elf kit80]

Well my ex MIL who is normally very modern and fashionable got me 2 trulyy awful pieces of crockery which are so dated its unreal, you know white with bad blue pattern, and they don't even seem new I think they were off a car boot, so I don't know if it supposed to be some spiteful point but I don't get it if it was..as I never expected a present from here, she never liked me anyway. Either that she finally has gone mad or bankrupt.

[Jasandjules]

Violin Cufflinks. I don't play the violin, or any musical instrument.