I can feel a divorce coming on
I can feel a divorce coming on
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tony9645

Original Poster:

71 posts

272 months

Friday 17th October 2003
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Finally convince her to let me buy my 2nd Esprit after an 8 year gap and a month later she tots up ive spent 1700 on a personal plate, 600 on a dual sport exhaust/new valance , 250 on a rear spoiler and ive just ordered an ECU upgrade and Dump valve kit for 400 odd not to mention little things like relay's etc which add up and this is without any major work and of course i spend more time on the net, and driving anywhere for no particular reason - no idea what sleeping in an esprit is like but i think i'm about to find out :-)

maigret

169 posts

278 months

Friday 17th October 2003
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An understanding woman lets a man have his toys.

FJ40

95 posts

285 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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At least when you ask an Esprit to perform it does. Perhaps you should mention that to your wife. I am single now and you will like it better. Girl friends like doing it on the hood!

kylie

4,391 posts

281 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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FJ40 said:
At least when you ask an Esprit to perform it does. Perhaps you should mention that to your wife. I am single now and you will like it better. Girl friends like doing it on the hood!


Yip guess thats why your single alright. Does your mum know your here? I can hear her calling ya

autocross7

524 posts

274 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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...And I though that girls got naked and sprawled on the hoods of Jags / not Esprits...
What can I say? As an 80's guy I still remember the White Snake video!

Besides, divorced? She'll prob end up with the Lotus. I'd take her for a ride along coast and find a really nice dinner... ect...ect... ect...

Drive topless!!!
Cameron

ErnestM

11,621 posts

291 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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No she'll just take half. I wonder which half of the Esprit she'll take after she finishes with the chainsaw?

ErnestM

cnh1990

3,035 posts

287 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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My wife tell me that I have a harmless hobby.
After all I don't go drinking at the bars, gamble or chase women. So she thinks thing could be much worse than an Esprit.
Calvin

kylie

4,391 posts

281 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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My man is similar to "some" of you chaps in buying new toys all the time and if thats what makes him happy, I cant take that away from him, so long as I can join in the fun too

andecorp

267 posts

287 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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Well, I am lucky that my other half loves Esprits as much as me. She has her own as well. Actually, we were talking about buying an Elan M100 as well, now that summer is almost here. That would make 3 Loti in the house - I better build another garage!

paul c

310 posts

273 months

Saturday 18th October 2003
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When we go to shows,she loves the original lotus Elans (cute,baby,pretty,etc).I so want her to eventually get one.
Then she will understand.