Things to ban when I become Supreme Emperor Of The Universe
Discussion
- Insomnia.
- Snooze buttons on alarm clocks. If you want to get up at 7am, set your alarm at 7am and get up when the f
king thing goes off. Setting your alarm for 6am then hitting the snooze button every 10 fking minutes for an hour serves no purpose other than give your increasingly annoyed insomniac husband time to plot novel ways to collect on your life insurance.
- 70 year old single female neighbours who let their yappy fking rat-dogs have 20 minute barking sessions at 5am because they can't control them.
- Yappy fking rat-dogs.
- Terry Christian. No real reason, I just think he's a tt.
There are probably many more but I can't be arsed, I'm going back to bed.
- Snooze buttons on alarm clocks. If you want to get up at 7am, set your alarm at 7am and get up when the f
king thing goes off. Setting your alarm for 6am then hitting the snooze button every 10 fking minutes for an hour serves no purpose other than give your increasingly annoyed insomniac husband time to plot novel ways to collect on your life insurance.- 70 year old single female neighbours who let their yappy f
king rat-dogs have 20 minute barking sessions at 5am because they can't control them.- Yappy f
king rat-dogs.- Terry Christian. No real reason, I just think he's a t
t.There are probably many more but I can't be arsed, I'm going back to bed.
People that smile and say Hi even when they probably feel like st. dheads who rattle on, kidding on they know what the fk they are talking about. Pasta that costs more than £1 per dish cos its just flour and water for fks sake. Loud exhausts on 1 litre, 60bhp cars in the believe it makes it fast as fk. wkers that drive at ten miles below the speed limit, whatever it is. Smelly folk on planes and trains. Folk with hair who sg baldies even though are complete tossers.Moustaches.
t. dheads who rattle on, kidding on they know what the fk they are talking about. Pasta that costs more than £1 per dish cos its just flour and water for fks sake. Loud exhausts on 1 litre, 60bhp cars in the believe it makes it fast as fk. wkers that drive at ten miles below the speed limit, whatever it is. Smelly folk on planes and trains. Folk with hair who sg baldies even though are complete tossers.Moustaches.jkennyd said:
People that smile and say Hi even when they probably feel like st. dheads who rattle on, kidding on they know what the fk they are talking about. Pasta that costs more than £1 per dish cos its just flour and water for fks sake. Loud exhausts on 1 litre, 60bhp cars in the believe it makes it fast as fk. wkers that drive at ten miles below the speed limit, whatever it is. Smelly folk on planes and trains. Folk with hair who sg baldies even though are complete tossers.Moustaches.
Paragraphs and the use of proper English too?t. dheads who rattle on, kidding on they know what the fk they are talking about. Pasta that costs more than £1 per dish cos its just flour and water for fks sake. Loud exhausts on 1 litre, 60bhp cars in the believe it makes it fast as fk. wkers that drive at ten miles below the speed limit, whatever it is. Smelly folk on planes and trains. Folk with hair who sg baldies even though are complete tossers.Moustaches.
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