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Glassman

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Thursday 1st January 2009
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satchbot

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238 months

Thursday 1st January 2009
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Five to fifteen years old! yikes

Olf

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247 months

Thursday 1st January 2009
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BBC said:
Officers have since widened their search of the area.
Cops eh? Any fking excuse to get on a plane:



Edited by Olf on Thursday 1st January 23:40

satchbot

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238 months

Thursday 1st January 2009
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Makes a change for CID not to be on the golf course wink

tegwin

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235 months

Thursday 1st January 2009
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The persons death is being treated as "suspicious".... I should say so.... its not as if you can accidentally chop off your head and stick it in a plastic bag..... even im not that clever!

Heskey

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222 months

Thursday 1st January 2009
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tegwin said:
The persons death is being treated as "suspicious".... I should say so.... its not as if you can accidentally chop off your head and stick it in a plastic bag..... even im not that clever!
You could be in a car at the top of a hill and put your head in a bag. With one hand you hack it off with a machette and let it roll onto said footpath, and with your otherhand you drop a brick on the accelerator and become a RTA mangling your body into unrecognition, thus assuming your head was completely crushed in the accident.

It can be done! idea

MrFlibbles

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312 months

Thursday 1st January 2009
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Well thats not the way to get ahead in life.

satchbot

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238 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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People have tied a rope around their neck, secured the other end to something, got into car and driven off. Pretty rapid removal of the head!

thinfourth2

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Friday 2nd January 2009
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satchbot said:
People have tied a rope around their neck, secured the other end to something, got into car and driven off. Pretty rapid removal of the head!
True but to get your own head to land in a plastic bag behind a bush would need more then luck

It would need practise

And i'm sure you can see the problem there

Romanymagic

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248 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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What and how does this happen? I mean really, cut someone's head off (I am pretty convinced it wasn't suicide despite fantastic descriptions by fellow PH'ers).

I always thought the SE London solution was pretty horrible (acid in the face, run said dupe down to essex marshes, both barrels shot and bury the body in the marshes).

Cutting someone's head off is pretty heavy st...

satchbot

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238 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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thinfourth2 said:
satchbot said:
People have tied a rope around their neck, secured the other end to something, got into car and driven off. Pretty rapid removal of the head!
True but to get your own head to land in a plastic bag behind a bush would need more then luck

It would need practise

And i'm sure you can see the problem there
Practice makes perfect wink

NDA

25,591 posts

254 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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thinfourth2 said:
True but to get your own head to land in a plastic bag behind a bush would need more then luck

It would need practise

And i'm sure you can see the problem there
laugh

Olf

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247 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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thinfourth2 said:
satchbot said:
People have tied a rope around their neck, secured the other end to something, got into car and driven off. Pretty rapid removal of the head!
True but to get your own head to land in a plastic bag behind a bush would need more then luck

It would need practise

And i'm sure you can see the problem there
Yep - all the bags now are those knitted yoghurt hemp things.

BlueCello

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236 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Olf said:
BBC said:
Officers have since widened their search of the area.
Cops eh? Any fking excuse to get on a plane:



Edited by Olf on Thursday 1st January 23:40
Shadows??? wink

Glassman

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Friday 2nd January 2009
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roflrofl

robinhood21

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Friday 2nd January 2009
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I expect the police to make an early arrest - well they do have a head start!

Meanwhile, Chief Superintendent Wheresmecazzie, reporting on the break-in at the local nick, where thieves had stolen all the toilets said that he was not expecting a successful outcome as they had nothing to go on.

Glassman

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Friday 2nd January 2009
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robinhood21 said:
I expect the police to make an early arrest - well they do have a head start!

Meanwhile, Chief Superintendent Wheresmecazzie, reporting on the break-in at the local nick, where thieves had stolen all the toilets said that he was not expecting a successful outcome as they had nothing to go on.
Get yer coat... you were doing ok with the first line.

Vixpy1

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293 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Police are looking for a man who walks like an Egyptian

robinhood21

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261 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Glassman said:
robinhood21 said:
I expect the police to make an early arrest - well they do have a head start!

Meanwhile, Chief Superintendent Wheresmecazzie, reporting on the break-in at the local nick, where thieves had stolen all the toilets said that he was not expecting a successful outcome as they had nothing to go on.
Get yer coat... you were doing ok with the first line.
getmecoat
and it's goodnight from me...

kit80

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216 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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oooooooh THAT'S where I put it rolleyes