The animal shapes of women's faces

[Brown and Boris]

Pretty important I think.

For example, I struggle to find that giraffe long face look attractive (like Sex in The City's SJP) and the duck face of Penelope Cruz, yet strangely find that piggy with large eyes turned up nose look attractive (like Charlotte Church; she will be pleased).

I guess it must be from somewhere deep in my unconscious, or too much watching Animal Farm?

Sorry about that, slightly randon post.

Edited by Brown and Boris on Saturday 3rd January 21:44

[mybrainhurts]

Brown and Boris said:

Charlotte Church

[_Batty_]

i like a beaver on my face

Edited by _Batty_ on Saturday 3rd January 21:47

[Darkslider]

Caramel Bunny.



Admit it, you'd pull her ears while you smashed her furry back doors in.

[Brown and Boris]

Oh feck, I have started an animal sex thread. Please Mods don't ban me.

[fathomfive]

Darkslider said:

Caramel Bunny.



Admit it, you'd pull her ears while you smashed her furry back doors in.

fking

Furry back doors.

[Sciroccology]

Leona Lewis.

"Leona" is actually Latin for "face like the lion out of The Wizard Of Oz".

Fact.

[Brown and Boris]

Sciroccology said:

Leona Lewis.

"Leona" is actually Latin for "face like the lion out of The Wizard Of Oz".

Fact.

Then I might be into Lion faces, althouigh too much lion could be giraffe?

[brum]

fathomfive said:

Darkslider said:

Caramel Bunny.



Admit it, you'd pull her ears while you smashed her furry back doors in.

fking

Furry back doors.

+1. Poetry.

[Glassman]

Sciroccology said:

Leona Lewis.

"Leona" is actually Latin for "face like the lion out of The Wizard Of Oz".

Fact.

Is that what Ulrika Jonsson has?

[gmk666]

Went right off that Caramel hussy when I found out who the voiceover artist was, bless her.

[Ganglandboss]

Brown and Boris said:

Oh feck, I have started an animal sex thread. Please Mods don't ban me.

A good old rugby song: -

(To the tune of 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport')

Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best,
fk a wallaby
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best,

Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse,
fk a wallaby,
Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse,

Up the tt of a cat, boys...................

and so on; each drunken member of the piss and vomit riddled coach has to take it in turns to start a new verse (either an old favourite or of his own creation).

[G'kar]

Darkslider said:

Caramel Bunny.



Admit it, you'd pull her ears while you smashed her furry back doors in.

Vixpyesque levels of wrong.

[drivin_me_nuts]

bushpig. Can't beat 'em

[minimoog]

gmk666 said:

Went right off that Caramel hussy when I found out who the voiceover artist was, bless her.

Oh gawd it's bloody Miriam Margolyes isn't it?

[M400 NBL]

I like ladies with cat like features.....



or



not

[Fort Jefferson]

Sciroccology said:

Leona Lewis.

"Leona" is actually Latin for "face like the lion out of The Wizard Of Oz".

Fact.

Leonardo DiCaprio = Lenny The Goat.

[skip_1]

Upturned piggy noses on fat girls =

[King Herald]

Sciroccology said:

Leona Lewis.

"Leona" is actually Latin for "face like the lion out of The Wizard Of Oz".

Fact.

[Darkslider]

G'kar said:

Vixpyesque levels of wrong.

Thank you, I'm here all week