Wahey, got a scrote nicked last night!
Wahey, got a scrote nicked last night!
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XM5ER

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5,094 posts

268 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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Happened at 9.00pm last night, about to go an watch Gladiator when myself and the missus hear our garden gate open. At first we thought it was just next door, but had a nosey out of the window anyway. Now what should we see but two little scrotes cowering down by my car on the drive, they probably crapped themselves when my 500w security light illuminated their misdeeds. The little bastards legged it round my back garden (the gate had been bolted and bricked) so I got the missus to call the BiB whilst I went out back carrying a large piece of wood.

Bloody 'ell the BiB were quick, by the time I'd got in my car and driven round the block to look for the litte gits they'd got one up against a wall and were searching him. Needless to say as they hadn't yet done anything except break into my garden they probably wont get charged, but they did spend a night in the cells at least.

So hopefully at least a crime was prevented and I had the pleasure of seeing the tracksuited baseball capped turd getting his collar felt.

Podie

46,646 posts

295 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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top banana...

PetrolTed

34,461 posts

323 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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Beats me why they don't nick everyone in burglars' uniform

XM5ER

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

268 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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PetrolTed said:
Beats me why they don't nick everyone in burglars' uniform


They'd have to lock up the whole of Stockport!

dontlift

9,396 posts

278 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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XM5ER said:

PetrolTed said:
Beats me why they don't nick everyone in burglars' uniform



They'd have to lock up the whole of Stockport!



And thats a bad think why exactly

XM5ER

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

268 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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dontlift said:

XM5ER said:


PetrolTed said:
Beats me why they don't nick everyone in burglars' uniform




They'd have to lock up the whole of Stockport!




And thats a bad think why exactly


Hmmmm. Good question.

No 1

225 posts

270 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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Just a shame you didn't get to use your piece of wood!

HiAsAKite

2,504 posts

267 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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Where the hell do you live to get that quick a response from them???? I'm impressed!

Wacky Racer

40,312 posts

267 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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HiAsAKite said:
Where the hell do you live to get that quick a response from them???? I'm impressed!



10 Downing street?

XM5ER

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

268 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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As I said earlier Stockport, 200yards from CAMRAs real ale pub of the years 2002. I was pretty gobsmacked myself then again I managed to get another scrote nicked a couple of years ago, thw missus woke up at about 4 in the morning had a look out of the window to see the little get hanging out of the passenger window of our neighbours car. We rang the police straight away and they had the little sod within 3 minutes. He did go down.

pwig

11,998 posts

290 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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XM5ER said:

dontlift said:


XM5ER said:



PetrolTed said:
Beats me why they don't nick everyone in burglars' uniform





They'd have to lock up the whole of Stockport!





And thats a bad think why exactly



Hmmmm. Good question.


Cos id be locked up!

DontLift

9,396 posts

278 months

Monday 20th October 2003
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And thats a bad thing why exactly???

PetrolTed

34,461 posts

323 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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Pwig, please tell me you haven't got a tartan thing baseball cap and a shell suit...

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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<indignant teenager mode> Its not tartan - its burberry! </mode off>

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

278 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

271 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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Mad Dave said:
<indignant teenager mode> Its not tartan - its burberry! </mode off>



Or as some well informed PH member put it "Essex Tartan" ...

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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hehe indeed

XM5ER

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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Hey Pwig, you weren't in Maplin yesterday were you? Looking to buy some neons to fit under your car?

pwig

11,998 posts

290 months

Tuesday 21st October 2003
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lol

Nah... was in maplin a week last saturday though!