It's been a good Xmas for winning money.

[Saddle bum]

Over Xmas, I have been informed of winnings from African relatives, various national lotteries, the US Inland Revenue Service, Microsoft, etc. Total must be £20million.

What shall I do with it all?

[barney123]

Saddle bum said:

Over Xmas, I have been informed of winnings from African relatives, various national lotteries, the US Inland Revenue Service, Microsoft, etc. Total must be £20million.

What shall I do with it all?

Buy some woolworths shares ?

[Silverbullet767]

Buy a spam filter?

[bigburd]

Watch the Nigerian edition of the Dragons Den

[shalmaneser]

You as well?!

I've just won 'a cash price of £590,983.00 Pounds' on the 'UK National e-Lottery Online Sweepstakes'

What are the chances?

[JJCW]

shalmaneser said:

You as well?!

I've just won 'a cash price of £590,983.00 Pounds' on the 'UK National e-Lottery Online Sweepstakes'

What are the chances?

Wanna buy me a new car? Some people get all the luck!!!!

[Austin.J]

I have an acctual win, £500 quid in a raffle, shove that up your 20m!

[rude-boy]

Amateurs

Got back to work yesterday and according to my spam filter I have won many £10’s of millions of pounds over the holidays.

Just off to spend it all on massively discounted Swiss watches, Calias, Viagra, something to make my g/f shreek [sic]with pleasure and will be looking into the 1,000’s of 4 hour a day jobs which will earn me over £50kpa I have also been told about.

I had best check my security settings are correct with my on line bank accounts first though by replying to the helpful messages they have sent me.