Great Ebay Add - Car Has New Caskets & Mounatins!
Great Ebay Add - Car Has New Caskets & Mounatins!
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Seademon

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1,168 posts

242 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Has brilliant pics of the car aswell, the lighting is perfect laugh

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-1-ford-fiesta-RS-turbo_W0Q...

Carreauchompeur

18,318 posts

233 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Seademon said:
Has brilliant pics of the car aswell, the lighting is perfect laugh

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-1-ford-fiesta-RS-turbo_W0Q...
What a doughnut! I would never buy a car from someone who decided pictures in the dark were a good plan!

changingman

672 posts

213 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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He is from Cardiff, perhaps its a Welsh dialect

callyman

3,194 posts

241 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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changingman said:
He is from Cardiff, perhaps its a Welsh dialect
Gobbledegook more like

matchmaker

9,035 posts

229 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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320cc, 6000 miles since 1982 rolleyeslaughlaugh

And that's just for a start.........

ETA: and 4 wheel drive? confused

Edited by matchmaker on Tuesday 6th January 16:38

randomman

2,215 posts

218 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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5th pic is just awesome, he paid 12p for that. Worth every.. well penny.

oobster

7,677 posts

240 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Is it slightly ironic that the seller can spell Mountains correctly (even though he meant mountings) and the OP cant?

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Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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"qwarters"

Qwality yes

Simpo Two

92,707 posts

294 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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advert said:
i have just restord the vheical

the car is in pristein condition

the complet engine is brand new

timming belt

valve stems regroved
I think we have found the true seller:




bob1179

14,138 posts

238 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Believe it or not, I was driving through Barry the other day and I am sure I was behind this very car. It was driven by some shaven headed youth who seemed to have have his seat back almost horizontal and it came fitted with a rather jaunty exhaust that one could fit ones head in.

Basically, he looked like a tt.

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bigTee

5,546 posts

250 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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what a fooking tool.

bigTee

5,546 posts

250 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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bob1179 said:
Believe it or not, I was driving through Barry the other day and I am sure I was behind this very car. It was driven by some shaven headed youth who seemed to have have his seat back almost horizontal and it came fitted with a rather jaunty exhaust that one could fit ones head in.

Basically, he looked like a tt.

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Don't believe you.

Seademon

Original Poster:

1,168 posts

242 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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oobster said:
Is it slightly ironic that the seller can spell Mountains correctly (even though he meant mountings) and the OP cant?

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How ironic rolleyes

lost in espace

6,586 posts

236 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Did this come with the engine or has he stuck a few house name letters on it? Does this lettering assist a car mechanic in finding the turbo? I thought I was shortsighted.


john_r

8,354 posts

300 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Advert below - I felt this was worthy of a copy & paste to ensure there is a history of this car forever on the internet!
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Item Specifics - Cars & Other Vehicles
Manufacturer: Ford
Colour: Grey
Model: Fiesta
Engine Size: 3200 cc
Type: Sports/Convertible
Power: 320
Mileage: 6000
Seats: 5
Doors: 3
MOT Expiry: Jun 2009
Reg. Date: 08 Jun 1982
Drive Side: Right-hand drive
Road Tax: Dec 2008
Previous Owners: --
Exterior: Alloy Wheels, Rear Spoiler, Tuning, D locked
Transmission: Manual
V5 Document: --
Fuel: Petrol
Manufacturer's Warranty: --
Service History: --
In-Car Audio: AM/FM Stereo, CD Player
Safety Features: 4-Wheel Drive, Alarm, Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS), Immobiliser, Rear seat belts, Xenon headlights Interior/Comfort Options: Sunroof

i have just restord the vheical it has had brand new pannels, both sills, both rear qwarters, floor pans, both front doors and bonnet, i have allso had it delocked, body kit in mint condition,plus alot more! but they are the main ones.
it has had a brand new spray job 5 months ago and the car is in pristein condition, the engine is a 2.1 turbo. charged unit. the complet engine is brand new from the turbo to pistons even crank! every single casket has been replaced, engine mountains clutch rear brakes complet unit, brake pipes head casket water pump oil pump timming belt plus tensinor.
apart from replacing every thing! i mean every thing!
here is the fun part, the engine is a block from a cossy which is a 2.1 unit it has racing pistons and piston rings, a lightend crank with a high pressure oil pump, the head consists of bigger vaulves high lift cam and brand new hydrolic lifters all valves are brand new plus i have had the valve stems regroved plus seals, the turbo unit is brand new with 11 mounth warrenty also the turbo bearings and seals have been uprated! i have spent 2 years building this monster and about 5 grand on top of what it owed me, alot of sweat and blood went into this car it is a finshed project and i am forced to sell it which i am not happy about but lifes a bh! so please no time wasters because i will promise you this is one of the cleanest rsturbos around if u want one this is for you!would you want to sell a fiesta over 320 bhp nothing compares itis alot of fun when you see every thing in the rear veiw! sorry about the dark pics but there is nothing to hide, there is alot more so call if intrested!

ONLY CASH ON COLLECTION


Poledriver

29,580 posts

223 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Total Tosser! But the car does have piston rings too!

shakotan

10,862 posts

225 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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I just sent him an e-mail wishing him the best of luck on his auction.

I said I'd love to bid on the item, but I have no idea what it is, seeing as how I can't read the description for bad grammar and spelling errors, and can't see what it is, because the pictures were taken at night!

john_r

8,354 posts

300 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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MID: H884MNO is NOT on the Motor Insurance Database today

DVLA:
The vehicle details for H884 MNO are:

Date of Liability 01 02 2009
Date of First Registration 22 01 1991
Year of Manufacture 1991
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1596CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Licence Due to Expire
Vehicle Colour GREY
Vehicle Type Approval null

john_r

8,354 posts

300 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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Poledriver said:
Total Tosser! But the car does have piston rings too!
Not just ANY piston rings... it's got racing piston rings!

ol

2,387 posts

237 months

Tuesday 6th January 2009
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I've seen some pretty bad adverts in my time but that takes the biscuit.

I sent the nice chap a couple of questions:

ebay reply said:
Hello.

Have you got any better photos of the car you are selling? The ones in the ad are terrible; if you have put as much effort into the car as you say, don't you think some better photos would do it justice?!

Could you also confirm the mileage please, as you have put that it has done 6,000 since 1982...

Also, I don't understand a few of the things you have put in the description, could you please explain what you mean by the following:

-restord the vheical
-rear qwarters
-pristein condition,
-engine mountains
-mounth warrenty

Aside from these minor points, you need to learn basic grammar and spelling. It is very difficult to read, and alongside the photos it makes for a pretty bad advert.

Do you really expect to sell the car from that advert?

Kind regards,

Ol