Motorway service stations - vibrating armchairs

[Orb the Impaler]

Has anyone actually seen anyone actually use (or indeed actually used one themselves) those ridiculous manky looking 'massaging' armchairs that seem to have infested every motorway services in the UK?

As far as I can tell they simply serve as trampolines for small children. Surely the company that installs them can't make any money; there has to be a better way to pay the mortgage?

[Eddh]

After some fat sweating council estate bint has been sat in it getting all fishy knickered? Not on your nelly.

[cazzer]

Eddh said:

fishy knickered

[aclivity]

I sat on one once. I was waiting for my wife to come out of the loo.

If you sit on them for more than about 20 seconds without putting money in them, an alarm goes off.

I have another question though - why do they have driving games in the mini-arcades in service stations?

[elster]

Orb the Impaler said:

Has anyone actually seen anyone actually use (or indeed actually used one themselves) those ridiculous manky looking 'massaging' armchairs that seem to have infested every motorway services in the UK?

As far as I can tell they simply serve as trampolines for small children. Surely the company that installs them can't make any money; there has to be a better way to pay the mortgage?

Probably rented to service station.

[Scrotum]

Ive never actually seen someone sat in one looking like a cock while the general public walk on by

Most of the ones Ive seen look crusty and minging and no way would i ever get in one, yerkkkk

[Eddh]

aclivity said:

I sat on one once. I was waiting for my wife to come out of the loo.

You didn't catch anything did you?

[Sciroccology]

aclivity said:

I have another question though - why do they have driving games in the mini-arcades in service stations?

I know. Who drives for three hours, decides to stop at the services for a break and then thinks "I know, I'll have a game of Outrun"?

[aclivity]

Eddh said:

aclivity said:

I sat on one once. I was waiting for my wife to come out of the loo.

You didn't catch anything did you?

I don't think so.

I just kept on sitting on the armchairs long enough for the alarm to go off. To annoy the people working in the service station shops.

[Eddh]

aclivity said:

Eddh said:

aclivity said:

I sat on one once. I was waiting for my wife to come out of the loo.

You didn't catch anything did you?

I don't think so.

I just kept on sitting on the armchairs long enough for the alarm to go off. To annoy the people working in the service station shops.

top work!

[Dale19]

Seen a couple of people using them, theres some in the shopping centre by me, right next to the bogs, nice.

Often see people in those.

[LMC]

OK I'll admit it, I've put my pound coin one

If you like the feeling of a dozen ball-pein hammers diggin into your back then they're fine, otherwise leave it !

[ChrisDT]

I've done it too, put my pound in it and sat on it for about 15 seconds before deciding the friends children would have more fun on it (Which they did) and then waited in the Newsagents for the better half...

[john_p]

Sciroccology said:

aclivity said:

I have another question though - why do they have driving games in the mini-arcades in service stations?

I know. Who drives for three hours, decides to stop at the services for a break and then thinks "I know, I'll have a game of Outrun"?

Children...?

Although why anyone plays arcade games anymore I have no idea. I don't think any have been updated since 1998.

[Orb the Impaler]

aclivity said:

If you sit on them for more than about 20 seconds without putting money in them, an alarm goes off.

Really? I'll be having a bit of that next time I see one then