Piles - prevention
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Taita

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7,994 posts

232 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I had a random thought last night about piles or haemorrhoids. They are bad, and hurt lots.

What can I do whilst I'm youngish, to prevent them later in life? Diet? What do I need to avoid / eat lots of?

Sheets Tabuer

21,392 posts

244 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Hair spray.

elster

17,517 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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lots of fibre, no straining on toilet.

SpydieNut

5,957 posts

252 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Taita said:
I had a random thought last night about piles or haemorrhoids. They are bad, and hurt lots.

What can I do whilst I'm youngish, to prevent them later in life? Diet? What do I need to avoid / eat lots of?
what a very interesting life you lead.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Don't give birth.
Don't be the sponge in "bum fun" scenarios.
Eat plenty of fibre.
Don't blow a gasket from straining when dans la toilette
Don't eat yellow snow.

Tuscan Tart

2,187 posts

238 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Don't read when on the toilet!

elle

2,056 posts

241 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Taita said:
What do I need to eat lots of?
Phall

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Don't worry about it too much. A haemorrhoid is like an Audi A3 tdi. -Sooner or later every ahole's got one.



Yes, I know its an old one...

RJE1966

568 posts

253 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Tuscan Tart said:
Don't read when on the toilet!
Yeah, never really got that, how can doing a poo, and then sitting reading cause Hem's? I can understand if your reading 'cause your constipated and can't go, but the act of reading in itself? scratchchin

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Taita said:
I had a random thought last night about piles or haemorrhoids. They are bad, and hurt lots.

What can I do whilst I'm youngish, to prevent them later in life? Diet? What do I need to avoid / eat lots of?
And I always thought that PH stood for Piston Heads. Well you learn something new every day.

TpdNotts

879 posts

232 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Plenty of fibre in diet. If constipated take mild laxative to avoid pushing. Avoid pregnancy and childbirth as that can induce the old farmer giles.

Tuscan Tart

2,187 posts

238 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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RJE1966 said:
Tuscan Tart said:
Don't read when on the toilet!
Yeah, never really got that, how can doing a poo, and then sitting reading cause Hem's? I can understand if your reading 'cause your constipated and can't go, but the act of reading in itself? scratchchin
Sitting on the toilet gives your bum a real chance to relax, allowing the veins down there to fill completely with blood,eek just don't do it for any longer than you have to, if you want to continue reading take the book/mag/shampoo bottle with you.

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

264 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Hair spray.
rofl im guessing your refering to this http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Matt

garycat

5,371 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Tuscan Tart said:
Don't read when on the toilet!
What??? Not even when a new copy of EVO arrives??? eek

SpydieNut

5,957 posts

252 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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garycat said:
Tuscan Tart said:
Don't read when on the toilet!
What??? Not even when a new copy of razzle arrives??? eek
EFA

Adenauer

18,982 posts

265 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Don't try and recreate a nuclear explosion when you have a poo, trust me, don't show off in front of the missus whistle

ShadownINja

79,999 posts

311 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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What they said but add: drink lots of water.

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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ShadownINja said:
What they said but add: drink lots of water.
Yes, and if you get them, or an anal fisure (eeek!) double your water intake!!

(Not me, but someone I know well!! )

RJE1966

568 posts

253 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Tuscan Tart said:
RJE1966 said:
Tuscan Tart said:
Don't read when on the toilet!
Yeah, never really got that, how can doing a poo, and then sitting reading cause Hem's? I can understand if your reading 'cause your constipated and can't go, but the act of reading in itself? scratchchin
Sitting on the toilet gives your bum a real chance to relax, allowing the veins down there to fill completely with blood,eek just don't do it for any longer than you have to, if you want to continue reading take the book/mag/shampoo bottle with you.
Thanks for the tip, I supose when they itch you're against scratching them with a hairbrush too?