Ferrari Crash Testing Success!
Ferrari Crash Testing Success!
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Witchbreed

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196 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I always thought Cristiano Ronaldo came across as an irresponsible, arrogant and downright selfish human being but I've seen him in a different light today.

After reading several posts on here he obviously decided to crash test his F430 to gauge how the car would fare in an accident. Manchester Police have confirmed that it was a huge success as he managed to leave the vehicle unscathed and unhurt.

So there you go, if you're a greasy b@st@rd, treat yourself and buy a F430 and if you smash it up you have a good chance of surviving.

N.B. Witchbreed cannot be held responsible if you cause actual bodily harm or criminal damage by being a d!ck

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2...

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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It was a 599.

Bebs

3,033 posts

311 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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599 no?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Witchbreed said:
After reading several posts on here he obviously decided to crash test his F430 to gauge how the car would fare in an accident.
and he pranged his 599 too - must have been a tough day for him

cronk-flakes

3,480 posts

283 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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... and he's a dick becaaaause?

Not saying I admire him, but no need to tear into him biggrin

It doesn't say he was speeding or anything, could have been a mechanical fault.

Sucks to be him though! hehe I wouldn't want to be the one to shatter such a beautiful car!

MitchT

17,152 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Witchbreed said:
They missed out the bit where it's worth £800,000!

The_Doc

6,291 posts

250 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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In the news today:

A man crashed his car

In other stories: initially a cat was up a tree, but then it came down on its own.


Witchbreed

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196 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Soovy said:
It was a 599.
Apologies for the over sight. I should have know it was a 599 as it looked better AFTER the accident!

Witchbreed

Original Poster:

196 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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cronk-flakes said:
... and he's a dick becaaaause?

Not saying I admire him, but no need to tear into him biggrin

It doesn't say he was speeding or anything, could have been a mechanical fault.

Sucks to be him though! hehe I wouldn't want to be the one to shatter such a beautiful car!
I didn't say he was a dick. I was just adding a disclaimer in case any idiots thought it was a good idea.

Witchbreed

Original Poster:

196 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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MitchT said:
Witchbreed said:
They missed out the bit where it's worth £800,000!
It wasn't the best idea to use a link from the Sun but it had the biggest pic. Sky Sports News reported the crash as an F430 so I took it as gospel. Fantastic reporting either way!

Witchbreed

Original Poster:

196 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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The_Doc said:
In the news today:

A man crashed his car

In other stories: initially a cat was up a tree, but then it came down on its own.

I suppose you said the same when Lady Diana died. I hope you don't ever operate on me.

Super Bad

556 posts

242 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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clorenzen

3,836 posts

265 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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All these jung joyriders driving up the insurance rates for the rest of us....

roblees

60 posts

249 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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How fast do you have to go to do that to a Ferrari?

1JEB

254 posts

248 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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timesonline said:
Jodie Lomax, who was in a car behind, told BBC Radio Manchester: "I was driving behind going under the Manchester Airport tunnel when a Ferrari in front of me dropped a gear. It was an awesome sound. I put my window down to listen to the exhaust. It sounded absolutely superb. Then the Ferrari went straight into the wall.
LOL

Comes across as a bit of a plonker but who doesn't blip down in tunnels??



(well not me anymore cos I did just that last week and got caught by a police speed trap)

boxedin

RVIANT

1,284 posts

283 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I know he is an Ugly Mother F****R, but still shame to see a nice car in that state,it might not have been his fault and at least no one was hurt.


On a more funny side: I am sure that will polish off with a bit of Zymol wink.

His right foot might be good with a football. but seems no good at keeping control of the loud pedal rolleyes


evil_dr_fish

2,481 posts

255 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Witnesses said his car was a "mangled wreck"


- Those looking at the pictures said "It was a front ender"

...Good old newspapers - never allow the facts or reality to get in the way of a spot of sensationalism!

From the online comments: "Apparently there was a 65ft blade off a wind turbine sticking out the side of the car....weird...." LMAO! hehe




Re: Diana - Yep - I'd be with the Doc on that one!

Witchbreed

Original Poster:

196 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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evil_dr_fish said:
Re: Diana - Yep - I'd be with the Doc on that one!
I should have used a better example really....

...shame on me!

sjn2004

4,051 posts

267 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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1JEB said:
timesonline said:
Jodie Lomax, who was in a car behind, told BBC Radio Manchester: "I was driving behind going under the Manchester Airport tunnel when a Ferrari in front of me dropped a gear. It was an awesome sound. I put my window down to listen to the exhaust. It sounded absolutely superb. Then the Ferrari went straight into the wall.
LOL

Comes across as a bit of a plonker but who doesn't blip down in tunnels??



(well not me anymore cos I did just that last week and got caught by a police speed trap)

boxedin
Been through that tunnel a few times, its 50 limit so generally you drop down to 30mph and 2nd gear and then give it some, with the window down of course. You can't go over the top though, its full of CCTV cameras.

Edited by sjn2004 on Thursday 8th January 21:08

WIJ933

759 posts

237 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I know I will be slaughtered for this but....

I'm not into football and so have no emotional involvement but I cannot see why people still give this prick the time of day after the outright shameless act he did to his own team mate in the world cup/ euro whatever.

He IS a great footballer and clearly has limitless amounts of talent coz he is SO good at football and SUCH a cheating, pompous, arrogant KNOB!!!

I thank you.


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