A question to ask the Secretary of Defence today......

[Cara Van Man]

I'm coming into contact with him today......I've got a couple of Q's pre-prepared in case the heirachy actually get out of his arse long enough to let the workers near him

Waddya reckon guys?

Suggestions welcome.......

[SpydieNut]

where's my fking AK?

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Why are you lot in guberment a bunch of cocktards?

[NoelWatson]

After reading this,

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Truth-That-Sticks-Labours-...

I would ask how much direct military experience the cabinet have between them.Mandy seems like a true soldier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hutton_(Labour_M...

[Fidgits]

how about 'ill give you my life savings if you punch gordon in the face on camera..'

[Cara Van Man]

Oooooo......the cheeky question is winning. I could be in the poo here.

[dwilkie]

The body armour issue isn't as simple as it would seem by the way See body armour stops bullets, it's also heavy and slows you down as well as impairing your mobility.

POWER armour on the other hand would be shiny...

[satchbot]

Hope you do manage to ask your question

[XJSJohn]

as the secretary of defence, do you think you and your staff could turn a blind eye tomorrow whilst me and some mates pop over to Downing Street with some cricket bats?

[Eric Mc]

"And your name is....?"

[sleep envy]

what should I put in my tobacco tin?

[Fittster]

Found any WMDs yet?

[Cara Van Man]

Eric Mc said:

"And your name is....?"

On the money there Eric....I had to google him last night so I'd recognise him. He's only been in post since October.

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

what should I put in my tobacco tin?

Poll edited to reflect this

[Mars]

sleep envy said:

what should I put in my tobacco tin?

Yeah, I spotted that too.

[Adrian W]

How long have we got when it all goes tits up

[sleep envy]

Cara Van Man said:

sleep envy said:

what should I put in my tobacco tin?

Poll edited to reflect this

already voted

[HRG]

If it wasn't for the cost of Iraq and Afghanistan would the economy still be fked?

[Graham]

Adrian W said:

How long ago did it all goes tits upand when are you going to own up

EFA

[Apache]

Why am I speaking to a frigging Secretary?