anyone else heard this one?
anyone else heard this one?
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anonymous-user

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83 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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Was driving south on a1 near cottesmore and the harriers were out playing! Now years ago there was a story about two coppers in the highlands(i think) which involved a harrier.

Apparently the bib were out playing with their radar gun trying to make extra money. Anyways, after about an hour, the gun goes nuts and starts reading speeds of over 300mph before shutting down. Next thing a harrier goes screaming overhead. so, bib complain to the raf, and found out they got of lightly. Apparently, the harrier correctly identified the radar as ahostile threat, then fried it, and if it was armed would have automatically launched at the radar with out pilot intervention!


Anyone heard this before, or is it an urban myth?

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

279 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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Really? That's been around longer than speed guns and jet fighters have.

schnell

26,140 posts

243 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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It's older than life itself.

Gun

13,432 posts

247 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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Yeah, I heard it but they were supposed to have fired the gun at the plane to see how fast it was moving and set off the self defence systems in the plane which, if it had been carrying sidewinders, would have launched a couple at the offending officers. Probably an urban myth but would be brilliant if it were true!

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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To be fair, i didnt say it was new, just asked if anyone had ever heard it before. I guess you answered the question for me, thanks!!

ApexJimi

27,667 posts

272 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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Hang on here.

Being serious for a minute, do jets actually have a facility whereby if it detects a source that meets a set of criteria, it will assume a lock and fire at the target without the pilot's intervention?


HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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homicide said:
Was driving south on a1 near cottesmore and the harriers were out playing! Now years ago there was a story about two coppers in the highlands(i think) which involved a harrier.

Apparently the bib were out playing with their radar gun trying to make extra money. Anyways, after about an hour, the gun goes nuts and starts reading speeds of over 300mph before shutting down. Next thing a harrier goes screaming overhead. so, bib complain to the raf, and found out they got of lightly. Apparently, the harrier correctly identified the radar as ahostile threat, then fried it, and if it was armed would have automatically launched at the radar with out pilot intervention!


Anyone heard this before, or is it an urban myth?
The Harriers were deployed as we heard a northerner was heading south wink

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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ApexJimi said:
Hang on here.

Being serious for a minute, do jets actually have a facility whereby if it detects a source that meets a set of criteria, it will assume a lock and fire at the target without the pilot's intervention?
No. Not only is the original post as old as the hills, it's also complete bks biggrin

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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ApexJimi said:
Hang on here.

Being serious for a minute, do jets actually have a facility whereby if it detects a source that meets a set of criteria, it will assume a lock and fire at the target without the pilot's intervention?
I'd be surprised if that was the case.

ApexJimi

27,667 posts

272 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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I'm fully aware the story is as old as the hills, and also that in all probability it is bks, but I've never heard of the automatic lock & launch before, and was just asking out of idle curiosity.

I'd be very surprised if it was true tho....

Edited by ApexJimi on Friday 9th January 16:57

Tony*T3

20,911 posts

276 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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ApexJimi said:
Hang on here.

Being serious for a minute, do jets actually have a facility whereby if it detects a source that meets a set of criteria, it will assume a lock and fire at the target without the pilot's intervention?
Fire what exactly? Harrier based anti-missile missile system? no, only seen FireFox do that..... and then it had to think in Russian....



pokethepope

2,667 posts

217 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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ApexJimi said:
Hang on here.

Being serious for a minute, do jets actually have a facility whereby if it detects a source that meets a set of criteria, it will assume a lock and fire at the target without the pilot's intervention?
Im going to say no, I haven't heard of any Iraqi Traffic Police being accidentally killed.

Mr Whippy

32,453 posts

270 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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A Skyshadow ECM type package on a Tornado IDS flying with it active into enemy territory would have maybe jammed it.

But a Harrier doesn't have a powerful automated onboard ECM package (does it?) and I don't know what ones they did carry, nor did Sidewinders fire at the floor, nor automatically (they'd shoot each other down all the time, automatically)

Only an ALARM or maybe a HARM would do it, but I've rarely seen Harriers with HARM (maybe the USA equivalent of the Harrier at that), and never with ALARM.



If only the people who made it up actually knew something, it would have been a 'no one knows' but by being clearly totally stupid they made it clearly 'bks'

Doh

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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HRG said:
homicide said:
Was driving south on a1 near cottesmore and the harriers were out playing! Now years ago there was a story about two coppers in the highlands(i think) which involved a harrier.

Apparently the bib were out playing with their radar gun trying to make extra money. Anyways, after about an hour, the gun goes nuts and starts reading speeds of over 300mph before shutting down. Next thing a harrier goes screaming overhead. so, bib complain to the raf, and found out they got of lightly. Apparently, the harrier correctly identified the radar as ahostile threat, then fried it, and if it was armed would have automatically launched at the radar with out pilot intervention!


Anyone heard this before, or is it an urban myth?
The Harriers were deployed as we heard a northerner was heading south wink
Erm technically speaking, im an interloper oop 'ere, i am actually from wiltshire by birth, so i think they were keeping an eye on a southerner being that far north!!;)

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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I seem to remember reading something about that on page 1 of the internet.

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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homicide said:
Was driving south on a1 near cottesmore and the harriers were out playing! Now years ago there was a story about two coppers in the highlands(i think) which involved a harrier.

Apparently the bib were out playing with their radar gun trying to make extra money. Anyways, after about an hour, the gun goes nuts and starts reading speeds of over 300mph before shutting down. Next thing a harrier goes screaming overhead. so, bib complain to the raf, and found out they got of lightly. Apparently, the harrier correctly identified the radar as ahostile threat, then fried it, and if it was armed would have automatically launched at the radar with out pilot intervention!


Anyone heard this before, or is it an urban myth?
I can categorically saw the Harrier cannot achieve those speed, as at that velocity the feathers would come off.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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Brown and Boris said:
homicide said:
Was driving south on a1 near cottesmore and the harriers were out playing! Now years ago there was a story about two coppers in the highlands(i think) which involved a harrier.

Apparently the bib were out playing with their radar gun trying to make extra money. Anyways, after about an hour, the gun goes nuts and starts reading speeds of over 300mph before shutting down. Next thing a harrier goes screaming overhead. so, bib complain to the raf, and found out they got of lightly. Apparently, the harrier correctly identified the radar as ahostile threat, then fried it, and if it was armed would have automatically launched at the radar with out pilot intervention!


Anyone heard this before, or is it an urban myth?
I can categorically saw the Harrier cannot achieve those speed, as at that velocity the feathers would come off.
LMAO, now thats funny!!

Pesty

42,655 posts

285 months

Friday 9th January 2009
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Older than the sun

anyway here is what snopes has to say about it
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp