best invention ever!!!

[L4MBOLUV3R]

Pre & Post Dump Weighing: The Toilet Scale



"The Toilet Scale was designed by Haikun Deng so you can weigh yourself while using the john. Personally, I like to sit down while I pee. I'm not sure why I just shared that. Anway, the only problem is you have to make sure your feet aren't touching the ground while it's weighing, or it won't work. So you have to kick your legs out in front of you. Which, let's be honest, we all do anyways. One time I kicked the towel-bar off the wall! This scale is perfect for determining the weight of turds so you can brag to your friends about them later. Wow, a six pounder -- somebody call Guinness! Seriously, I think this warrants a free beer."

[Chairman LMAO]

you sit down to pee?

[L4MBOLUV3R]

Chairman LMAO said:

you sit down to pee?

notice the quote marks? taken from geekologie.com

[Aiten]

Chairman LMAO said:

you sit down to pee?

I do. Means I don't get moaned at if I am drunk and miss.
If I am sober, well, might as well have a read if your there

[Super Bad]

Since we’re on the subject of Toilet's......

Edited by Super Bad on Friday 9th January 19:26

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Super Bad said:

Since we’re on the subject of Toilet's......

Edited by Super Bad on Friday 9th January 19:26

LMAO.....

Thats sick.......but hilarious as well!

As disturbed as the individual who did this may be, he does raise a good point

[RDE]

L4MBOLUV3R said:

Chairman LMAO said:

you sit down to pee?

notice the quote marks? taken from geekologie.com

Yeah, but... it's still a seat, right? Must be sat on to be used.

It's a nobel idea, to be sure, but what about the component of your weight that your feet are presumably taking? Or is the user supposed to take part in a spot of arse-balancing?

I still think as an invention it is trumped by the jet engine, antibiotics, and the ove-glove by JML.

Do you get it? Trumped? Hello?

Edited by RDE on Friday 9th January 19:34

[snowy]

Spiritual_Beggar said:

Super Bad said:

Since we’re on the subject of Toilet's......

Edited by Super Bad on Friday 9th January 19:26

LMAO.....

Thats sick.......but hilarious as well!

As disturbed as the individual who did this may be, he does raise a good point

Should have looked on the left wall, enough bog roll for a Slade Concert

[The Moose]

L4MBOLUV3R said:

Chairman LMAO said:

you sit down to pee?

notice the quote marks? taken from geekologie.com

I'm glad you clarified that!!

The Moose

[Ron Burgundy]

D4MI4N BL4D35 you know where to find your crap!

[gtidriver]

slightly off topic but how the hell does someone drill a hole between two toilets, isnt a dewalt 18volt with a 1 inch spade bit difficult to hide, what would your excuse be if caught.what sick arse does it in the first place...

[Gylen]

RDE said:

It's a nobel idea, to be sure,

Let's not get too carried away...

[Mattygooner]

But where are the three sea shells?

[wildone63]

When you come off these scales you will be slightly lighter than when you sat on them right?

[2something]

Gylen said:

RDE said:

It's a nobel idea, to be sure,

Let's not get too carried away...

Don't poo-poo the idea...

[just me]

I think he wiped the floor with it, and then flushed it away. Stinker of an idea. Turns my stomach, it does. Time to float another one. One that doesn't give you the sts and giggles.

[RDE]

Gylen said:

RDE said:

It's a nobel idea, to be sure,

Let's not get too carried away...

Oops! Hadn't noticed that.

[minimatt1967]

wildone63 said:

When you come off these scales you will be slightly lighter than when you sat on them right?

Depends on how many burgers you consume while you're there!