And tonight's chilli where you don't want it accident is...

[Pupp]

...nah, not telling but it bloody stings

[Sciroccology]

Ouch.

[ChrisRS]

Next time wash your hands before taking a pee!

[Budaholic]

I feel for you, I really do. I've grown my own chillis quite often and I've probably had most chilli pepper related incidents.
The pain does subside.............. Eventually!!

Bud

[madbadger]

Top tip. Don't take out contact lenses after chopping chillis.

It's even worse than peeing incidents.

[Killer2005]

[DrTre]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

which is which?!

[Pupp]

madbadger said:

Top tip. Don't take out contact lenses after chopping chillis.

It's even worse than peeing incidents.

Can imagine, just rubbed my eyes as they were watering from the first, errr, effects. I'm normally fine with them and rarely get caught out but these are fiery little scotch bonnet jobs and the chilli oil seems to stay on your skin despite washing etc....

[DrTre]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

makes mental note, if i ever meet BR DO NOT shake his hand. In fact...DO NOT shake his anything

[Rach*]

Pupp said:

madbadger said:

Top tip. Don't take out contact lenses after chopping chillis.

It's even worse than peeing incidents.

Can imagine, just rubbed my eyes as they were watering from the first, errr, effects. I'm normally fine with them and rarely get caught out but these are fiery little scotch bonnet jobs and the chilli oil seems to stay on your skin despite washing etc....

Or scratch your ear holes because that bloody burns for hours too

[Sciroccology]

I dripped some chilli sauce on my shoe once.

It really stung the end of my knob.

[Sciroccology]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

No, I have a very long penis.

[ytrebil]

thegavster said:

Whilst on the subject of things not to do without washing your hands first, can I add this little gem which I learnt in my formative and adventurous teenage years:

Don't use deep heat and then have a wk.

Original Mint Source on your balls is a sensation which you grow to love.

[King Herald]

DrTre said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

which is which?!

left for poop, right for food

[DrTre]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Or you're Douglas Bader.

[DrTre]

King Herald said:

DrTre said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

which is which?!

left for poop, right for food

Thank you. BRs little mantra would have backfired on me with my interpretation then.

[RJE1966]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[DrTre]

RJE1966 said:

but having thought about it didn't he have metal legs of normal length?

Edited by RJE1966 on Friday 9th January 22:04

ET then?

[tinman0]

thegavster said:

Whilst on the subject of things not to do without washing your hands first, can I add this little gem which I learnt in my formative and adventurous teenage years:

Don't use deep heat and then have a wk.

i think it was deep heat cream that i was rubbing into MsT's back one night. afterwards, went to bath room and had a darn good scratch.

lets just say that I had balls of fire for about 20 minutes. can laugh about it now, but its taken therapy.

[Sciroccology]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

My legs are of normal length. Well, they reach the ground at least.