This global warming...

[srebbe64]

...ain't half cold!

[GKP]

Is that Windor Davis, mum?

[Puggit]

It'll warm up tomorrow

[srebbe64]

GKP said:

Is that Windor Davis, mum?

It ain't half cold mum?

[GKP]

Didn't see that episode.

[HOGEPH]

Land of Hope and Glory, mother of the free...

SHUUUUUUUUUUT UP!

[BigLepton]

srebbe64 said:

...ain't half cold!

They realised that was a flaw in their plan and changed the name to climate change, but it didn't frighten enough people into higher taxation, so now it's called climate chaos.

HTH

[srebbe64]

BigLepton said:

srebbe64 said:

...ain't half cold!

They realised that was a flaw in their plan and changed the name to climate change, but it didn't frighten enough people into higher taxation, so now it's called climate chaos.

HTH

I think they should call it "cold weather"!

[kerplunk]

Puggit said:

It'll warm up tomorrow

= global warming!

[BigLepton]

srebbe64 said:

BigLepton said:

srebbe64 said:

...ain't half cold!

They realised that was a flaw in their plan and changed the name to climate change, but it didn't frighten enough people into higher taxation, so now it's called climate chaos.

HTH

I think they should call it "cold weather"!

Hmm, a tax on 'cold weather' you say?

Wouldn't put it past 'em. . . . . . .

But then I'm old enough to remember the hysteria over acid rain in the nineties. An area of rainforest the size of Wales disappeared every 15 minutes and we wouldn't be able to go outside without an NBC suit by 2001 or we'd melt. . . . . . . . . .

[HOGEPH]

Cold weather, 1963 stylee.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1110038/A1...

[Jasandjules]

Ah, no, you see, what has happened is that this cooling is "natural" whereas warming is not. You see, the planet can naturally cool which has more of an effect of all the MMGW they claim exists and this isn't a problem, BUT if it gets warmer, this is not natural but is of course man made.

So, to clarify, if it gets cold, it's a natural cycle, if it gets hot, it's man.

[s,one]

Like Clarkson once said, Global Warming was invented by Margaret Thatcher so she could sack all the coal miners in the 80's. Or something along those lines.

[srebbe64]

Jasandjules said:

Ah, no, you see, what has happened is that this cooling is "natural" whereas warming is not. You see, the planet can naturally cool which has more of an effect of all the MMGW they claim exists and this isn't a problem, BUT if it gets warmer, this is not natural but is of course man made.

So, to clarify, if it gets cold, it's a natural cycle, if it gets hot, it's man.

But what if the Saudis, with all their oil money, decided to make their country cooler by building super-massive outside air-conditioning units to cool the desert. Such an act would be man-made global cooling! As such, your argument is fundamentally flawed!

[Brink]

srebbe64 said:

Jasandjules said:

Ah, no, you see, what has happened is that this cooling is "natural" whereas warming is not. You see, the planet can naturally cool which has more of an effect of all the MMGW they claim exists and this isn't a problem, BUT if it gets warmer, this is not natural but is of course man made.

So, to clarify, if it gets cold, it's a natural cycle, if it gets hot, it's man.

But what if the Saudis, with all their oil money, decided to make their country cooler by building super-massive outside air-conditioning units to cool the desert. Such an act would be man-made global cooling! As such, your argument is fundamentally flawed!

Err...

Aircons can't be used like that. They are essentially heat-pumps. Where will the heat be dumped?


On t'other hand, a gigantic entropy-reversal machine...

[Road Pest]

I think we should arrange a national hoon to warm the place up a bit.

[Don]

Ain't it just...

Steve. We really must enjoy a beer/mulled wine/something together one day. We really must.

Edited by Don on Monday 12th January 10:00

[srebbe64]

Brink said:

srebbe64 said:

Jasandjules said:

Ah, no, you see, what has happened is that this cooling is "natural" whereas warming is not. You see, the planet can naturally cool which has more of an effect of all the MMGW they claim exists and this isn't a problem, BUT if it gets warmer, this is not natural but is of course man made.

So, to clarify, if it gets cold, it's a natural cycle, if it gets hot, it's man.

But what if the Saudis, with all their oil money, decided to make their country cooler by building super-massive outside air-conditioning units to cool the desert. Such an act would be man-made global cooling! As such, your argument is fundamentally flawed!

Err...

Aircons can't be used like that. They are essentially heat-pumps. Where will the heat be dumped?

Over here with a bit of luck!

[srebbe64]

Don said:

Ain't it just...

Steve. We really must enjoy a beer/mulled wine/something together one day. We really must.

We certainly should! I walk past your place (or near it three or four times a week) with my missus! This very afternoon we walked down Fuzzy Drove and then up to Wayfarers Walk (through the farm - you know the one?) Beautiful it was! White trees everywhere!

[PJ S]

Road Pest said:

I think we should arrange a national hoon to warm the place up a bit.

Don't be daft, it's too cold for hooning!
Brrrr......