Ever wished the ground would open up and swallow you?

[Bonnie and Clyde]

I did today at the NEC. I approached the Pistonheads stand and spotted Garlick(his name was on his jacket). I walked up to him, held his arm and said "oh Garlick, i know you from the pie and piston" He politely smiled and said hello. The people he was talking to looked a bit bemused. My OH has not stopped taking the p1ss yet. I acted like a star struck teenager. How embarrassing I have no idea why i did it. What a nob

So what have you done that's mad you wish you were not in that place at that time?

[Number 5]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I did today at the NEC. I approached the Pistonheads stand and spotted Garlick(his name was on his jacket). I walked up to him, held his arm and said "oh Garlick, i know you from the pie and piston" He politely smiled and said hello. The people he was talking to looked a bit bemused. My OH has not stopped taking the p1ss yet. I acted like a star struck teenager. How embarrassing I have no idea why i did it. What a nob

So what have you done that's mad you wish you were not in that place at that time?

I have NEVER done anything as stupid as that!

Hope this helps!

[davido140]

Number 5 said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I did today at the NEC. I approached the Pistonheads stand and spotted Garlick(his name was on his jacket). I walked up to him, held his arm and said "oh Garlick, i know you from the pie and piston" He politely smiled and said hello. The people he was talking to looked a bit bemused. My OH has not stopped taking the p1ss yet. I acted like a star struck teenager. How embarrassing I have no idea why i did it. What a nob

So what have you done that's mad you wish you were not in that place at that time?

I have NEVER done anything as stupid as that!

Hope this helps!

Yeah me neither, you're a right mong you are!

Edited by davido140 on Sunday 11th January 19:07

[littlegreenfairy]

I bet you've already been labeled as the resident nutter..

[Soovy]

I went over on Friday and said, "hello mate I've Soovy."

The bloke with him backed off looking very uncofortable.

[Wacky Racer]

Kidderminster 1978.

Sat in a pub at the bar minding my own business when Led Zeppelin's drummer John Bonham came in and sat right next to me and ordered a pint......

Starstruck and stuck for something to say I muttered "The beer's on form tonight John"........

He downed it in one gulp, said "Yes" and walked straight out.......

[littlegreenfairy]

Soovy said:

I went over on Friday and said, "Hello mate, I'm Soovy."

The bloke with him backed off looking very uncomfortable.

Sounds like a normal reaction to me. Wouldn't we all?

[missdiane]

Me Neither, however I did just email Brown and Boris and ask where his thread had dissappeared to
Easy to get the names mixed up

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Yeah i know. I am a plank and thats without alcohol

[s3fella]

Soovy said:

I went over on Friday and said, "hello mate I've Soovy."

The bloke with him backed off looking very uncofortable.

I did the same, pretend to be you i mean, and had to make a run for it!! ! ! LOL

[ironictwist]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I did today at the NEC. I approached the Pistonheads stand and spotted Garlick(his name was on his jacket). I walked up to him, held his arm and said "oh Garlick, i know you from the pie and piston" He politely smiled and said hello. The people he was talking to looked a bit bemused. My OH has not stopped taking the p1ss yet. I acted like a star struck teenager. How embarrassing I have no idea why i did it. What a nob

So what have you done that's mad you wish you were not in that place at that time?

Sorry but that really does deserve a

& another

Top marks!

Edited by ironictwist on Sunday 11th January 19:15

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Wacky Racer said:

Kidderminster 1978.

Sat in a pub at the bar minding my own business when Led Zeppelin's drummer John Bonham came in and sat right next to me and ordered a pint......

Starstruck and stuck for something to say I muttered "The beer's on form tonight John"........

He downed it in one gulp, said "Yes" and walked straight out.......

Yeah but at least he's famous.
Sorry Garlick

[Number 5]

s3fella said:

Soovy said:

I went over on Friday and said, "hello mate I've Soovy."

The bloke with him backed off looking very uncofortable.

I did the same, pretend to be you i mean, and had to make a run for it!! ! ! LOL

I went up to him, kissed him on the cheek and said hi babe, you rock! Then as he walked off i pinched his arse and blew him a kiss!

I told him my name was S3fella!

[Zod]

Did it occur to you that the first thing he thought of when you introduced yourself was you with the shower hose up your bum?

[mybrainhurts]

I tend to be over at the other extreme...

Do you know who I am...? he asked...

No

[s3fella]

Number 5 said:

s3fella said:

Soovy said:

I went over on Friday and said, "hello mate I've Soovy."

The bloke with him backed off looking very uncofortable.

I did the same, pretend to be you i mean, and had to make a run for it!! ! ! LOL

I went up to him, kissed him on the cheek and said hi babe, you rock! Then as he walked off i pinched his arse and blew him a kiss!

I told him my name was S3fella!

That's OK, that was my alternative approach anyway!!

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Zod said:

Did it occur to you that the first thing he thought of when you introduced yourself was you with the shower hose up your bum?

No. However thanks for that

[Cotty]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I walked up to him, held his arm and said "oh Garlick, i know you from the pie and piston"

You held his arm and said "oh". Shaking his hand would have been enough.

[Soovy]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Zod said:

Did it occur to you that the first thing he thought of when you introduced yourself was you with the shower hose up your bum?

No. However thanks for that

LMFAO!!



The shiniest ring in Christendom!!

[ApexJimi]

Zod said:

Did it occur to you that the first thing he thought of when you introduced yourself was you with the shower hose up your bum?

That's exactly what I was thinking too!