What reading material is in your loo?

[Romanymagic]

As the title suggests, what do you have as reading material in your loo (based upon the supposition that most men and women like a little bit of reading whilst taking the call of nature).

Currently in our domicile we have For Crying Out Loud, The World According to Clarkson vol 3 in the downstairs loo and upstairs, Performance Car December 2008 magazine.

So over to you to my finely read fellows/fellowesses...what's in your loo?

[M3RMS]

Evo.

About 125 copies of it. Even got a nice magazine rack in there to look after them. I love looking at the older reiews. One of my favourite places to be....

[TheEnd]

Just some car magazines.

Escort, Fiesta etc...

[mikechandler]

Evo

[Sheets Tabuer]

Gary larson, the far side.

[Poledriver]

Don't spend that much time in there myself. I remember my Dad having these little joke books caled "Laughs in the loo, the sitters digest"
Jokes were pretty bad, most of them have appeared in the Sean Connery joke thread!

[ChrisRS]

Screwfix catalogue

Combi Boiler installation manual (I will fit it one day honest)

Latest Evo

For Crying Out Loud, The World According to Clarkson vol 3

FHM

[Penny-lope]

Never in long enough

[trampagne]

The Eagle annual of cutaways

[ytrebil]

War & Peace.

Nah, New Scientist.

[Rach*]

Is it a Man thing? My Dad is on hols and there are NO magazines in the bog, I like to get in and get out, it's not a place to hang about IMO.

My ex used to take a brew and the newspaper to the toilet, made me feel quite sick, he even fell asleep in there a few times, maybe to escape me

[missdiane]

Back of bottles
Instructions on how to shampoo your hair is usually more exciting than the creme bath

[ytrebil]

Rach* said:

Is it a Man thing? My Dad is on hols and there are NO magazines in the bog, I like to get in and get out, it's not a place to hang about IMO.

My ex used to take a brew and the newspaper to the toilet, made me feel quite sick, he even fell asleep in there a few times, maybe to escape me

Men generally eat more = more crap to come out. Also, women spout most of their ste from their mouths!

[Rach*]

ytrebil said:

Rach* said:

Is it a Man thing? My Dad is on hols and there are NO magazines in the bog, I like to get in and get out, it's not a place to hang about IMO.

My ex used to take a brew and the newspaper to the toilet, made me feel quite sick, he even fell asleep in there a few times, maybe to escape me

Men generally eat more = more crap to come out. Also, women spout most of their ste from their mouths!

[DrTre]

Topical for me at this very moment in time.

My laptop.

[Penny-lope]

missdiane said:

Back of bottles
Instructions on how to shampoo your hair is usually more exciting than the creme bath

Oh does that count...okay, I do have enough time then

[Geoffers]

Classic and Sports car Magazine.
One of Clarksons Volumes

[ytrebil]

What do you do when you are on the toilet and realise there is no toilet paper?

Do you...

a) Sit on there long enough so it dries and you can shower it off the next morning
b) Shout down to OH or a.n. other family member/friend
c) Try and run with your underwear around your ankles
d) Use the hand towel
e) You use a bidet

[Titan Simba]

Dan Brown's Deception Point

[Astacus]

Geoffers said:

Classic and Sports car Magazine.
One of Clarksons Volumes

ditto (except for Clarkson)