Cancer is a pain in the arse!
Cancer is a pain in the arse!
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Hammerwerfer

Original Poster:

3,234 posts

269 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Just another public service message from someone who knows firsthand.

If you are 40ish, get your arse scoped out. It may be a bit unpleasant, but it beats the ste out of the alternative...

Sheets Tabuer

21,390 posts

244 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Sorry to hear that but why would having your arse scooped out help?

ETA ignore me, I swear I am becoming dyslexic, I read your post 5 times.

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Wednesday 14th January 19:27

NAS

2,588 posts

260 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Ed,

That's eerrmmm crap to read. Hope you're OK.

stackmonkey

5,084 posts

278 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Been there, done that, had the precancerous cells removed.

Hope yours turns out OK, as it were.

Hammerwerfer

Original Poster:

3,234 posts

269 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Lucky man.

As you probably know, the symptoms are the last thing to show up.

I caught mine a bit late. Colostomy, radiation, chemo...

A colonoscope is the way forward. Everybody needs to do it. Believe me, the alterantive is not all that pleasant.

A word to the wise...

Graham

16,381 posts

313 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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So how do you go about getting one done? I expect if you rocked up to the GP's and said can I have a colonoscope they'd probably call the syc ward !!!!


Graham (40 on saturday yikes)

trumpet600

3,527 posts

260 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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What are the first symptons?

DocJock

8,722 posts

269 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Blimey, sorry to hear this Ed.

Keep positive fella.

ukwill

10,134 posts

236 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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trumpet600 said:
What are the first symptons?
Posting on motoring forums.

Manc Dwarf

155 posts

255 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Lost both my parents to Bowel Cancer so have to get checked out regularly myself even though I am 'only' 29. Not the most pleasant thing in the world and certainly a pain in the arse (and further in to be honest) but infinitely preferable to having cancer itself.

_Batty_

12,268 posts

279 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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can my missus do it? hehe
seriously though, hope it all works out ok.


ginettajoe

2,106 posts

247 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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ukwill said:
trumpet600 said:
What are the first symptons?
Posting on motoring forums.
roflroflrofl

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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trumpet600 said:
What are the first symptons?
Google says:
http://www.cancerhelp.org.uk/help/default.asp?page...

A1GOY

1,521 posts

231 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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A friend of mine was diagnosed in the late stages of bowel cancer last year. Was rushed into surgery and now has 23cm of small intestine left.
It was touch and go for a while, but he's better now. He was 24 at the time. You can never be too young.

ukwill

10,134 posts

236 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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http://www.usaweekend.com/02_issues/020310/020310e...

It would seem that 250mg of folic acid a day keeps the doctors finger away...

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Graham said:
So how do you go about getting one done? I expect if you rocked up to the GP's and said can I have a colonoscope they'd probably call the syc ward !!!!


Graham (40 on saturday yikes)
If you go to the Docs for something entirely unrelated they'll ask if there is any history of bowel cancer in your family, if you say yes and regard yourself as quite young but are over 30 they'll refer you, making you feel over 50.

I must get around to booking the appointment.

audidoody

8,598 posts

285 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Thanks for the sombre warning .. hope you're OK

Were you in any high risk group (eg smoker, alcohol, meat eater etc)?

Doug Shep

100 posts

216 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Smoker, alcohol, meat eater etc? or did you mean human being?
Have a history in my family, my dear old grandfather was positively saintly regarding these but sadly died from bowel cancer.
I have had the unpleasent experience (F.U.B.) at the doctors but this pales into insignificance when I see the checks our good women folk go through.
Sometimes think about what proportion of funding is put towards research into mens cancer as opposed to womens though.

Amused2death

2,525 posts

225 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Hammerwerfer said:
Just another public service message from someone who knows firsthand.

If you are 40ish, get your arse scoped out. It may be a bit unpleasant, but it beats the ste out of the alternative...
If you told me that last week I wouldn't have thought much of it. However since Monday......I fully agree.....Please people....any doubts....Get checked out.

Feeling embarrassed is always preferable to an early death, even if it doesn't feel like it at the time.

I was in and out of hospital within 2 hours, and "it" was in, done and out within 20 minutes.

Makes you really question what you do in this world. I'm 42


Funnily enough, if you are conscious, its quite interesting to see your rear exit from the inside out.

Edited by Amused2death on Wednesday 14th January 23:38

RDMcG

20,836 posts

236 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Hammerwerfer:
Hope you are doing OK in the circumstances....and maybe we can put in a few laps at the RIng this summer like we did in June.. Best of luck,