Slightly minging virgin up for sale...

[devonshiredave]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/1...


bids apparently at 2.5 mil already.....

nice boobs but hit a few ugly branches on the way out of the tree

Edited by devonshiredave on Thursday 15th January 11:49

[Captain Cadillac]

I think that you can find FAR better Value at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch (They did an HBO series).

$2.5 Mill will probably get you a monthlong screwathon with a bevy of pornstars.

[Penny-lope]

That has to be a bloke

[nonplussed]

Bet her parents are beaming with pride.

[mouseymousey]

I would, but not at that price!

[Stu R]

nonplussed said:

Bet her parents are beaming with pride.

Or looking for the flashiest extension for the trailer they can get.

[AMCDan]

She said:

Me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."

Aye alright love, whatever you say..

[Captain Cadillac]

Penny-lope said:

That has to be a bloke

No, it's a woman, just not a very attractive one.

[Nobody You Know]

devonshiredave said:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/1...


bids apparenly at $2.5 mil already.....

nice boobs but hit a few ugly branches on the way out of the tree

Why didn't I think of that! Surely women would have paid £2.5m for my virginity? They would have got a few minutes of awkward teenage fumbling.........

She's a looker I think, reminds me of Christina Aguileria with a better rack. £2.5m though????? They could get a better looking bird in eastern europe for the price of a tank of petrol......

[pdV6]

Is the product being offered even available?

[dwilkie]

Meh, she's alright. But round these parts you could take someones virginity for a £1.20 bag of chips and they'd be more of a looker.

[thehawk]

She has a nose like a builders elbow - no thanks.

[stuart-b]

Of course she's a virgin.


bks.


Breaking news:
£2.5 million paid to community bike after appealing to a bunch of desperate perverts by pretending to be a virgin.

[dwilkie]

Nobody You Know said:

Why didn't I think of that! Surely women would have paid £2.5m for my virginity? They would have got a few minutes of awkward teenage fumbling.........

AND, as there's no proof, you could resell it over and over again.

1. Auction Virginity
2. ???
3. Profit!

[Taita]

Not a virgin in a million years. I did read that girls are doing it up the brown more, as then they get sex, but are still virgins. Must be lies?!

I'd go there, but not for 2.5mil!

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

2.5 million for a girls first time, I'm sorry but i've been with a few 'first time' girls and the sex is not the best quality. She's always nervous, has no idea what to do and you never really get into it because their tight as hell and you don't want to hurt them and too bloody right.
I would like a womans opinon on their first time because i'm sure its a mildly painful experience, like two cats going at it.
Better off finding a women on the rag and just riding the red rapids instead.

[DrTre]

She looks like she's got anaphylactic shock, all swelled up.

But it's only affecting the right side of her face.

And her chest pets.

[flasher]

Penny-lope said:

That has to be a bloke

pot kettle....

[Penny-lope]

Taita said:

Not a virgin in a million years. I did read that girls are doing it up the brown more, as then they get sex, but are still virgins. Must be lies?!

I'd go there, but not for 2.5mil!

Have you got your glasses on today?

[TonyHetherington]

Hasn't this been tried a fair few times before?