Favourite James Bond Quote

[Technonotice]

"Jack must do as he's told if he wants his fast cars and his pretty clothes"

From Never Say Never Again - not a proper bond i will admit but a good film all the same.

Or the bloke who does the count down on Diamonds Are Forever

"ten seconds and counting"

[pies1981]

"I thought christmas only comes once a year".... Just as he's about to bang some hottie again, cant remember which film it was though!!!

[Cara Van Man]

"...no Mr bond, I expect you to die!....."

[RDM]

It has to be...

"Oh, You're all wet"

"Yesh, but my Martini is still dry"

[Red Firecracker]

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?

[Gylen]

"Yesh, but my martini'sh shtill dry..."

or

"Well, I'm tempted to say yes already but we'd better have a look at a menu first..."

[captainzep]

Diamonds are Forever again...

Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing!
Tiffany: I'll finish dressing.
Bond: Oh please don't, not on my account.

[agreen]

Defence Minister or something like that watching an IR screen of Bond at it with Christmas in the World is Not Enough:

"What on Earth is Bond doing?"

Q: "I think he is attempting re-entry Sir"

[Rawwr]

Zorin: "Oh, Mr Bond, you amuse me!"
Bond: "The feeling's not mutual."

[schmalex]

Can't remember which film, but:

Hottie: My mouth is too big
Bond: It looks just right to me

[K50 DEL]

State Trooper: That look like a boat stuck in the Sheriff's car there, Eddie?

Eddie : Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new car-boats.

Sheriff J.W. Pepper : By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within.

(spits and looks at Eddie)

Sheriff J.W. Pepper : And that means you, smartass.

[Shadytree]

schmalex said:

Can't remember which film, but:

Hottie: My mouth is too big
Bond: It looks just right to me

[anorak]Tatiana Romanova in From Russia With Love[/anorak]

Edited by Shadytree on Friday 16th January 11:07

[rhinochopig]

My two favourite bond villains

Mr Wint and Mr Kidd


After sealing bond into the coffin.

Mr. Wint: Very moving.
Mr. Kidd: Heartwarming, Mr. Wint.
Mr. Wint: A glowing tribute, Mr. Kidd.

[Technonotice]

one from moonraker:

Hugo Drax: You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

[ultegra]

Live And Let Die

Bond: "My name is Bond. James Bond."
Mr Big: "Names is for tombstones, baby!"

[hugoagogo]

Shee you later, irrigator

[dwilkie]

Sheriff JW Pepper said:

You get my brother Billy Bob! He's got the fastest boat in the whole damn river! Yeah, call Billy Bob

Later on, when Billy Bob's boat turns up

Sheriff JW Pepper said:

Yeah, you get him Billy Bob! Hey, wait, that's not Billy Bob!

[Shadytree]

rhinochopig said:

My two favourite bond villains

Mr Wint and Mr Kidd


After sealing bond into the coffin.

Mr. Wint: Very moving.
Mr. Kidd: Heartwarming, Mr. Wint.
Mr. Wint: A glowing tribute, Mr. Kidd.

they said some classics.. Diamonds has some great quotes

Mr. Kidd: If God had wanted man to fly...
Mr. Wint: ...He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd.

[Gylen]

Technonotice said:

one from moonraker:

Hugo Drax: You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

He's got some crackers.

"Mr Bond, you turn up with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season..."

He even paraphrases The Importance of Being Earnest with the crack about losing two planes being careless. Top scriptwriting!

[Pablo16v]

Diamond Are Forever: Sean Connery

James: "Weren't you a blond when I came in - I tend to notice things like that".

Tiffany case: "Which do you prefer?"

James: I don't mind, as long as the collar and cuffs match.