Stolen nob off a statue? Anyone recognise this?

[Orb the Impaler]

Back in 1989 I used to work for Yoplait in Amiens (France) and I was going out with a girl while I was there.

A few days ago I was going through some old stuff and I came across this long forgotten lump of stone, which used to belong to her...



It's stone (marble?). Obviously there is no way that it's a natural formation and I reckon that it's either the finger or, more likely, the nob off a statue (it's definitely been broken off).

Given the number of people on PH I wonder if anyone knows where it's from, or if there is a way of finding out? Anyone recognise it?

[10 Pence Short]

Oooh. You've touched Fred Flintstone's cock.

[Piersman2]

Did she actually, you know, use it?

[Orb the Impaler]

Piersman2 said:

Did she actually, you know, use it?

Well, dunno about 'solo' but I used it on her. It's not right long though <checks> 8.5cm to be precise.

Edited by Orb the Impaler on Friday 16th January 12:40

[mybrainhurts]

I reckon she curled that out and it's baked hard...

[Heskey]

Orb the Impaler said:

Given the number of people on PH I wonder if anyone knows where it's from, or if there is a way of finding out? Anyone recognise it?

Yes! That's my nob! I've been looking for that for a decade now; give it back at once you hooligan!

Orb the Impaler said:

It's not right long though <checks> 8.5cm to be precise.

Did I say mine?

Edited by Heskey on Friday 16th January 12:40

[kit80]

I think it is just one of the first vibrators that were available. You must be old.

[Heskey]

kit80 said:

I think it is just one of the first vibrators that were available. You must be old.

Greeks used to bake bread loaves for use as dildos.

/QI

[trumpet600]

There used to be a bronze statue outside Grimsby college. The statue was Havelock, a viking (I believe).

He had his appendage hacksawed of on a regular basis.

I expect there isn't a street in Grimsby with at least 1 phalic ornament on the mantlepiece

[Piersman2]

Orb the Impaler said:

Piersman2 said:

Did she actually, you know, use it?

Well, dunno about 'solo' but I used it on her. It's not right long though <checks> 8.5cm to be precise.

Edited by Orb the Impaler on Friday 16th January 12:40

Not right long? That's huge !!!

[MK4 Slowride]

Well it certainly looks 'used' in a patternated kinda way.

Also it's too grainy to be Metamorphisized oolitic limestone.

[DrTre]

It's not Technonotice's is it?!

[s3fella]

Stuff the nob, how cool is that Clanger!! LOL