'Male' Nurses

[Ganglandboss]

We've just been talking about this in the office. Why do people (mostly old people) say this?

Example: -

Person A: What does Brian next door do for a living?
Mrs Brady the Old Lady: Ooh, he's a male nurse.


Obviously he's a 'male' nurse - he's called Brian FFS! Our admin girl used to be a nurse and she says the term is still used by people who work in the NHS.

Also, is it something just us northern monkeys say or do southern poofs say it too?

[10 Pence Short]

My Grandad was a medic in WWII and spent his civvy years afterwards as a nurse.

[Eddh]

Its almost as bad as been a male receptionist Heaskey!

Edited by Eddh on Friday 16th January 16:02

[MK4 Slowride]

Eddh, I was about to say that, you stole my thought.

Gypsy.

That'll be £50 + VAT than ta.

Paypal accepted @ 10% admin fee.

[Cara Van Man]

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

[G_T]

Cara Van Man said:

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

LOL!

[Nolar Dog]

I don't know but my mum used to be a lady policeman.

[Aiten]

Cara Van Man said:

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

Exactly! Real men show they care by shooting others in the face.
pew pew

[10 Pence Short]

Nolar Dog said:

I don't know but my mum used to be a lady policeman.

Is she now a man policewoman?

[Cara Van Man]

10 Pence Short said:

Nolar Dog said:

I don't know but my mum used to be a lady policeman.

Is she now a man policewoman?

<titter>

[mybrainhurts]

Cara Van Man said:

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

This kind of banter loses its comedy edge when a male nurse sticks his finger up your arse and massages for a sample.

I know these things...

[Nolar Dog]

10 Pence Short said:

Nolar Dog said:

I don't know but my mum used to be a lady policeman.

Is she now a man policewoman?

No. She's retired.

And she wasn't actually in the polie force, the post was for comedic effect and to see how long it would take for the predictable Rascal to pounce.

Evidently, not very.

Edited by Nolar Dog on Friday 16th January 16:21

[anonymous-user]

mybrainhurts said:

Cara Van Man said:

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

This kind of banter loses its comedy edge when a male nurse sticks his finger up your arse and massages for a sample.

I know these things...

I can only sympathise with you, i havent had a male nurse do that, but had to have a prostate check a while back, and the doc had hands like pan shovels!

[Mc Lovin]

today was dragging untill now

[10 Pence Short]

Airrrrrrrrrnyway....

[Ganglandboss]

homicide said:

mybrainhurts said:

Cara Van Man said:

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

This kind of banter loses its comedy edge when a male nurse sticks his finger up your arse and massages for a sample.

I know these things...

I can only sympathise with you, i havent had a male nurse do that, but had to have a prostate check a while back, and the doc had hands like pan shovels!

When he did this I assume he put a hand on your back to steady you? Or did he use two hands? It seems a relatively minor observation to make but it is very important indeed!

[Nolar Dog]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

As I said, "predictable"

You "thought" you might lay off because you got a warning off moderators.

Anyway, do your worst.

[The Stuntman *]

Cara Van Man said:

It's just an excuse for gay men to fondle helpless old men in the guise of "bed bath time, again, Mr Simpkins".

Oh, they’re gay and no mistake.

One male ‘nurse’ I knew was found fingering an old boys bum in the anal wart ward.

Made out he was the doctor checking for lumps but I know different. The poor old boy woke up mid delve and had the shock of his life. Mind, he st for the first time in a fortnight so not all that bad.

[Mc Lovin]

[Cara Van Man]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

i was gonna watch Eastenders tonight, but have now decided on a night in front of the PC.