Trains, depressing.

[Garlick]

I'm on a train right now, and have been for about 30 mins. My fellow passengers include:

An Australian woman talking loudly on her mobile about her great life.

Some lads getting louder as they work their way through carrier bags full of Fosters

A bloke watching a DVD without headphones so we can all hear it.

Various people who shirk washing

At least i'm driving back later, don't think I could face a return journey.

[CommanderJameson]

Tell the sheila to shut it because you can't hear the bloke's DVD, and would he mind rewinding it a bit, cause you missed that bit, and could you chuck me a can, mate?

[Austin.J]

CommanderJameson said:

Tell the sheila to shut it because you can't hear the bloke's DVD, and would he mind rewinding it a bit, cause you missed that bit, and could you chuck me a can, mate?

We can all learn alot from your sir!

[ali_kat]

At least you have us to entertain you

You'll have a fabulous drive back tho - don't forget the detour

Edited by ali_kat on Saturday 17th January 10:50

[Garlick]

CommanderJameson said:

Tell the sheila to shut it because you can't hear the bloke's DVD, and would he mind rewinding it a bit, cause you missed that bit, and could you chuck me a can, mate?

not a bad idea.

Just stopped at a station and now have a fat lady opposite who is gorging on crisps.

[fido]

5/10. You haven't come across the 'gang of schoolkids' or 'feral family on their day out' yet.

[gopher]

what DVD is it?

[Rofly Lollers]

Garlick said:

Just stopped at a station and now have a fat lady opposite who is gorging on crisps.

Food, drink & entertainment. Sounds like a great day out!

[Mr Will]

fido said:

5/10. You haven't come across the 'gang of schoolkids' or 'feral family on their day out' yet.

Don't worry, there is still time. He has 4 trains to catch before he reaches the prize at the end!

[Racefan_uk]

You realise there's a bloke there watching his DVD thinking to himself, 'This is the reason I bring a DVD player, becasue of all the gits with posh phones surfing the internet while on the train...'

[Famous Graham]

Mr Will said:

He has 4 trains to catch before he reaches the prize at the end!

A Lotus?

[Garlick]

Famous Graham said:

Mr Will said:

He has 4 trains to catch before he reaches the prize at the end!

A Lotus?

Oh come on ref!

[Famous Graham]

Garlick said:

Famous Graham said:

Mr Will said:

He has 4 trains to catch before he reaches the prize at the end!

A Lotus?

Oh come on ref!

[Vader] All too easy...[/Vader]

[The Black Duke]

I usually fart and belch and drink beer on the train and look like a pi$$ed up tramp. That way I get a table to myself and can carry on with my work.

So you cant have the beer but get the empties off the lads and you will look like a pi$$ head and all will be fine.

[the mini mole]

fido said:

5/10. You haven't come across the 'gang of schoolkids' or 'feral family on their day out' yet.

I had that last year- Penzance to Paddington train, 'family' got on at Dawlish, then proceeded to empty out of one of those large weaved nylon bags the following:
24 pack of Asda value crisps
4 x 2L bottles of Value diet coke
Assorted chocolate
And a load of sandwiches (content unknown/ dubious)
Said family(of 4 id like to point out) then proceeded to stuff their faces (in between the kids running up and down the train yelling, of course) within about half an hour most of the food had been consumed, so of course the kids then went on to beat each other up... And this lasted the whole way .

[Xenocide]

Famous Graham said:

Mr Will said:

He has 4 trains to catch before he reaches the prize at the end!

A Lotus?

Ooof low blow.

Where ya off to Paul?

[A1GOY]

I hate the poverty wagon. On the upshot you don't have to use it for the return route!
RS2 or sticky, smelly, overcrowded, poo smeared, railed tube? I know what I'd go for.

Oh, and ask the fat bird for a crisp - tell her she wouldn't miss it.

Edited: Grummour 'n Spellong

Edited by A1GOY on Saturday 17th January 11:15

[Titan Simba]

There are few good reasons for taking public transport, especially in the form of a train (and it sounds like you're travelling cattle-class, tsk tsk) and I don't think a Lotus is one of them.

[Garlick]

Xenocide said:

Famous Graham said:

Mr Will said:

He has 4 trains to catch before he reaches the prize at the end!

A Lotus?

Ooof low blow.

Where ya off to Paul?

Off to Chepstow to pick up my 'new' RS2

[The Black Duke]

Garlick get your butt in 1st class. They do a weekend 1st which is quite cheap.