any surgeons/doctors around?.......
any surgeons/doctors around?.......
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pies1981

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8,993 posts

216 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Just a quick question, i had a knee op last monday (menoscopy), its been nearly a week and im starting to get the same sort of pains in my knee as i did before the op, does this mean the op hasn't worked?

Or am i jumping the gun expecting to see results so soon?

okgo

42,085 posts

227 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Ask the Dr tomorrow.

jimmystratos

2,403 posts

261 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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pies1981 said:
Just a quick question, i had a knee op last monday (menoscopy), its been nearly a week and im starting to get the same sort of pains in my knee as i did before the op, does this mean the op hasn't worked?

Or am i jumping the gun expecting to see results so soon?
No & Yes, in that order!

ozzerr

348 posts

227 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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I am an experienced knee surgeon 25 years in the business,after reading what you have posted amputation is the best way for you.To be sure and to protect the rest of your body a precise cut just bellow the belly button should do the trick and remove everything below the cut and you shall be rid of your knee pain.(and thus bring no chance of ailment spreading to your other knee)

pm me if you wish to go ahead with this procedure,be aware i cant do surgery on any day ending in a Y because i am always in the pub on that day.

ps if you dont want to go ahead you could always ask your own doc/surgeon for a second opinion.

pies1981

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8,993 posts

216 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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ozzerr said:
I am an experienced knee surgeon 25 years in the business,after reading what you have posted amputation is the best way for you.To be sure and to protect the rest of your body a precise cut just bellow the belly button should do the trick and remove everything below the cut and you shall be rid of your knee pain.(and thus bring no chance of ailment spreading to your other knee)

pm me if you wish to go ahead with this procedure,be aware i cant do surgery on any day ending in a Y because i am always in the pub on that day.

ps if you dont want to go ahead you could always ask your own doc/surgeon for a second opinion.
pm'd mate

pies1981

Original Poster:

8,993 posts

216 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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jimmystratos said:
pies1981 said:
Just a quick question, i had a knee op last monday (menoscopy), its been nearly a week and im starting to get the same sort of pains in my knee as i did before the op, does this mean the op hasn't worked?

Or am i jumping the gun expecting to see results so soon?
No & Yes, in that order!
how can you be sure the op has worked?

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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ozzerr said:
I am an experienced knee surgeon 25 years in the business,after reading what you have posted amputation is the best way for you.To be sure and to protect the rest of your body a precise cut just bellow the belly button should do the trick and remove everything below the cut and you shall be rid of your knee pain.(and thus bring no chance of ailment spreading to your other knee)

pm me if you wish to go ahead with this procedure,be aware i cant do surgery on any day ending in a Y because i am always in the pub on that day.

ps if you dont want to go ahead you could always ask your own doc/surgeon for a second opinion.
Idiot. you just need to amputete the knee section itself, leaving the thigh and the calf/foot intact.

As a side note, I'd love to be a surgeon, just so that as a patient is going under I can start muttering "The head bone's connected to the neck-bone" to put the sts up them. Or perhaps turn to a nurse and say "Can't remember which one it was, best to lop them both off just in case/this is the penis guy, right?"

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Perhaps if you shat yourself again it would take your mind of the pain.

pies1981

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8,993 posts

216 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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rhinochopig said:
Perhaps if you shat yourself again it would take your mind of the pain.
i've tried that, twice, still hasn't worked