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Sciroccology

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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C4 now - 60 stone. 60 flippin' stone.

Jeesus.

Mr Trophy

6,811 posts

232 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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19 is he not? burger

Shaw Tarse

31,887 posts

232 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Sciroccology said:
C4 now - 60 stone. 60 flippin' stone.

Jeesus.
His mum loves him! wink
Have another cheeseburger!

adam85

1,264 posts

220 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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poor sod, He did eat the food I know but that is no way to live!

dan1981

18,093 posts

228 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Another one of them???

Christ. I hope him and the other one don't get together, they'd be like a swarm of locusts, eating everything they see.....

Sciroccology

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Mr Trophy said:
19 is he not? burger
Yep. 19 years, 60 stone.

Only in America.

Carreauchompeur

18,318 posts

233 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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He's-a very unhappy. He eata de cake, de pizza, de haeg.

oobster

7,677 posts

240 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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REPOST

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

&

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

May I suggest you start a thread about washing your hands after using the toilet, there hasn't been one in oh, 24 hours at least.

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Sciroccology

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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oobster said:
REPOST

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

&

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

May I suggest you start a thread about washing your hands after using the toilet, there hasn't been one in oh, 24 hours at least.

biggrin
I did do a search, honest guv!

_Dan_

2,392 posts

308 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Holy sh!t!! Poor bloke. I missed the beginning of the programme, presumably he ate his way to that size?

oobster

7,677 posts

240 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Save yer sob stories for the jury, son. drunk

SMKurt

2,856 posts

223 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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_Dan_ said:
Holy sh!t!! Poor bloke. I missed the beginning of the programme, presumably he ate his way to that size?
No, a bird shat on him and he had a allergic reaction and ended up that size.

oobster

7,677 posts

240 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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SMKurt said:
_Dan_ said:
Holy sh!t!! Poor bloke. I missed the beginning of the programme, presumably he ate his way to that size?
No, a bird shat on him and he had a allergic reaction and ended up that size.
biglaugh

Gemsbok1000

1,957 posts

233 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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SMKurt said:
_Dan_ said:
Holy sh!t!! Poor bloke. I missed the beginning of the programme, presumably he ate his way to that size?
No, a bird shat on him and he had a allergic reaction and ended up that size.
laugh


Oh dear, the Doc just picked up a fold of fat and inside the crease it was all brown with weeping sores.

vomit

Edited by Gemsbok1000 on Sunday 18th January 20:22

Sciroccology

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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I think his mum's "love" is a part of the problem.

rolty

239 posts

226 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Bloody hell!

_Dan_

2,392 posts

308 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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SMKurt said:
_Dan_ said:
Holy sh!t!! Poor bloke. I missed the beginning of the programme, presumably he ate his way to that size?
No, a bird shat on him and he had a allergic reaction and ended up that size.
That's my excuse!! haha!

adam85

1,264 posts

220 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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For being so heavy he does carry it well whistle

Urban_Ninja

1,885 posts

218 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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near the end he is trying to walk to his house and I think the words "aww mum I just st myself" and then "dont worry Ill clean you up son" was used.




EWWWWWWWWWWW

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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It was on in the week. In short his problem was...his mother.

I won';t spoilt the end for you because there isn't one.