Most useless kitchen gadget? Your nominations please...
Most useless kitchen gadget? Your nominations please...
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Emsman

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7,203 posts

214 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Clearing the house out as I am renting it.

Cupboards full of stuff i couldnt even remember i had.

Whats the most useless in yours??

Top of the list for me so far is the JML wonder slicer thingy bought years ago by a mad auntie who's sole reason was "she knows i like lettuce"


Erm, thanks for that.




Steamer

14,106 posts

237 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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In the kitchen? Me.

ih8thisname

2,699 posts

224 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Where's the guy from the LED thread with the butter melting device? laugh

Ganglandboss

8,500 posts

227 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Anything calling itself a 'Health Grill'. Crappy bits of tat that squash your sausages and stripe your bacon whilst simultaneously coating your worktops with liquid fat while you attempt to replace the woefully inadequate drip tray with a saucer as it begins to overflow.

Brevilles are pretty st too.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

308 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Various coffee making devices.

7mike

3,201 posts

217 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Some sort of fruit juice maker (wedding present). Used once, pain in the arse to take apart & clean. Hidden away in the back of a cupboard ever since.

Emsman

Original Poster:

7,203 posts

214 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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fkiing hell, i have just found a Sodastream, a Mr Frosty (although this will be going to my son when i see him next) and some form of rotating cheeseboard with magnetic knives.

Nice.

Where does it all come from


Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

246 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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one of those Jamie Oliver marinade shaker things whats wrong with a bowl and spoon ffs!! tards

7mike

3,201 posts

217 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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No, changed my mind at least the juice thing is out of site. The bread maker that's still out & gathering dust.

grumbledoak

32,385 posts

257 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Seldom used, but not useless: the juicer, the ice cream maker, the fondue pot.

But, my Kenwood mixer/blender thingy came with 100 attachments, many of which are still in their packaging. I'm not even sure what some of them do, so they definitely count. And, my fridge has an egg-holder for six eggs that sits in the door. Why? They come in a little box? confused

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

246 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Anything you bought after watching an in store video.

Titan Simba

18,450 posts

218 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Not really gadgets but we've got 2 woks that have been in the cupboard for 3 years and never been used. My sister's breadmaker hasn't seen the light of day either.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

219 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Plotloss

67,280 posts

294 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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A very expensive coffee machine currently languishes in the larder.

Meanwhile the £9.99 espresso pot goes through a seal about every 6 months.

Still, you live and learn eh?

groomi

9,330 posts

267 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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I have a clay garlic baker - for baking whole garlic clusters in. It is still in it's box, not even been opened.

On the off-chance that I do ever invite a vampire round for dinner, I'm sure I could manage to bake the garlic in a normal oven...

E31Shrew

5,962 posts

216 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Cant see for the life of me why we have a britta water jug thingy. Seems to sit in the fridge when we remember to fill it and never gets used

groomi

9,330 posts

267 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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grumbledoak said:
...my fridge has an egg-holder for six eggs that sits in the door. Why? They come in a little box? confused
Yes, and if you take the little tray out then the box will fit in the door. It's almost as if the fridge door compartment was designed to hold a box of eggs...

Plotloss

67,280 posts

294 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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groomi said:
grumbledoak said:
...my fridge has an egg-holder for six eggs that sits in the door. Why? They come in a little box? confused
Yes, and if you take the little tray out then the box will fit in the door. It's almost as if the fridge door compartment was designed to hold a box of eggs...
Its even more confounding than that.

Eggs have no business being in the fridge, they go off quicker due to the shell being porous and when cold becomes more porous.

So why would you go to the trouble of creating an egg holder for a fridge.

Barmy madness.

Legmaster

1,257 posts

231 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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I've got an egg boiling machine that takes longer to boil eggs than it does in a saucepan on the stove top so rarely gets used. That's why it's in the under-stairs cupboard of doom, darkness and disarray...

Plotloss said:
A very expensive coffee machine currently languishes in the larder.
My Gaggia is bust - what make and how much?

Mr Dave

3,233 posts

219 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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Pizza Cutters?

Why? I have a knife.