Moderators

[lawrence567]

How did the Moderator's on this site get to be Moderator's in the first place?

[Chilli]

No, you can't.

[10 Pence Short]

It's a bumming thing. Or something.

[Plotloss]

Every now and again there are requests for volunteers.

[mechsympathy]

By correct use of the apostrophe.

HTH

[Geronimo]

lawrence567 said:

How did the Moderator's on this site get to be Moderator's in the first place?

By not using grocers' apostrophes.

[lawrence567]

I wouldnt want to be one i'd end up on a power trip!

[Mattygooner]

Something to do with the cryptonfactor and having been approached by John Leslie for group love.

[Silent1]

lawrence567 said:

I wouldnt want to be one i'd end up on a power trip!

Don't worry, you don't posess any of the requirements to be one.

[Nic Jones]

It's a weird cult, every 12 months they drink a cyanide potion and then Chief Lord Garlick requests more victims volunteers.

Fact.

[10 Pence Short]

There have actually been 3 Plotlosses.

[dirty boy]

You have to eat mosquito dung off Garlick's left testicle using a toothpick whilst balancing a banana on your nose, singing Karma Chamaeleon backwards.

Then they do a police style interrogation role play to see what common sense you have.

If you pass the mosquito test, and score less than 30% in the common sense role play, you're in.


That's why there are so few moderators

[TonyHetherington]

Mattygooner said:

Something to do with the cryptonfactor and having been approached by John Leslie for group love.

How weird you say that. I'd like to draw your attention to the Krypton factor winners through the years, specifically 1991. who, to this day, still holds the record for highest score (62 points)

1977 Harry Evans
1978 Ken Wilmhurst
1979 Peter Richardson
1980 Philip Bradley
1981 John McAllister
1982 John Webley
1983 Chris Topham
1984 Paul Smith
1985 Dr Andrew Gillam
1986 David Kemp
1987 Marian Chanter
1988 David Lee
1989 Mike Berry
1990 Duncan Heryatt*
1991 Tony Hetherington
1992 Andrew Craig
1993 Tim Richardson
1994 no contest
1995 Andy Wilbur

[MK4 Slowride]

Mattygooner said:

Something to do with the cryptonfactor and having been approached by John Leslie for group love.

So PH towers is located on Holcombe Hill in Bury?

In fact, PH is the tower on Holcombe Hill.

Well blow me!

[shirt]

[star wars]

there are only two moderators, a master and an apprentice. the moderator apprentice can only become a moderator once his own master dies, either by accident, natural casues, or an overdose of pie. at this point the new moderator will eventually seek out his own apprentive and the cycle begins again.

[/star wars]

[Eddh]

You have to engage in cock and bum fun with the other moderators, they add a whole new dimension to the title of 'tea boy'.

[Sciroccology]

10 Pence Short said:

There have actually been 3 Plotlosses.

Only three? I thought it was more than that.

And anyway, is it "Plotlosses" or "Plotlossi"?

[Taita]

You be nice

[10 Pence Short]

Sciroccology said:

10 Pence Short said:

There have actually been 3 Plotlosses.

Only three? I thought it was more than that.

And anyway, is it "Plotlosses" or "Plotlossi"?

'Plotlossi' sounds like a cheap TV manufacturer. How apt.

[mybrainhurts]

TonyHetherington said:

Mattygooner said:

Something to do with the cryptonfactor and having been approached by John Leslie for group love.

How weird you say that. I'd like to draw your attention to the Krypton factor winners through the years, specifically 1991. who, to this day, still holds the record for highest score (62 points)

1977 Harry Evans
1978 Ken Wilmhurst
1979 Peter Richardson
1980 Philip Bradley
1981 John McAllister
1982 John Webley
1983 Chris Topham
1984 Paul Smith
1985 Dr Andrew Gillam
1986 David Kemp
1987 Marian Chanter
1988 David Lee
1989 Mike Berry
1990 Duncan Heryatt*
1991 Tony Hetherington
1992 Andrew Craig
1993 Tim Richardson
1994 no contest
1995 Andy Wilbur

Aaargh...RUN AWAY

PS..Does that make you radioactive...?

Edited by mybrainhurts on Tuesday 20th January 22:05