Alistair Stewart

[phil1979]

Is he a bit of a cock?

For the first time in a long time I caught ITV's London Tonight news, and the bloke is an oddball. Can't put my finger on it, but he's like a male version of Fiona Phillips. Is he respected in his field?

[TonyHetherington]

phil1979 said:

Is he respected in his field?

Presenting Police Camera Action and getting done for Drink Driving.

Oh yes. Well respected

[phil1979]

TonyHetherington said:

phil1979 said:

Is he respected in his field?

Presenting Police Camera Action and getting done for Drink Driving.

Oh yes. Well respected

Justice at last!

[TonyHetherington]

Have we just won the award for quickest exchange on PH ever?!

[Horse_Apple]

phil1979 said:

Is he a bit of a cock?

For the first time in a long time I caught ITV's London Tonight news, and the bloke is an oddball. Can't put my finger on it, but he's like a male version of Fiona Phillips. Is he respected in his field?

He's a midget. Nuff said.

[phil1979]

TonyHetherington said:

Have we just won the award for quickest exchange on PH ever?!

I reckon!

[jamiebae]

TonyHetherington said:

phil1979 said:

Is he respected in his field?

Presenting Police Camera Action and getting done for Drink Driving. TWICE

Oh yes. Well respected

EFA

[dibbers006]

phil1979 said:

TonyHetherington said:

Have we just won the award for quickest exchange on PH ever?!

I reckon!

You boys are like the Musketeers of posters

[Adrian W]

Id pay for the pictures of him with a cat, dog or small boy......sanctimonious git

[TonyHetherington]

Adrian W said:

Id pay for the pictures of him with a cat, dog or small boy......sanctimonious git

[BLUETHUNDER]

He is one tt!.

[Ozzie Osmond]

Met him last week. He was very ............. orange. In a David Dickinson stylee.

[Simpo Two]

Pious git.


'Police, camera, action'

Producer: 'Can you try that again but with a bit more feeling?'

'Police, camera, action'

Producer: 'Uh, OK, maybe a bit louder?'

'Police, Camera, Action'

Producer: 'OK, now how about a bit of pause between each word for a bit more, er, impact? We're trying to sell the police here'

'Righto... Police. Camera. Action'

Producer: 'Right, that's better. Can you try it just one more time with a bit more pause, and almost shout a bit, like you're really excited?'

'Hmm. OK here goes...POLICE! CAMERA! ACTION! I can't do that again, my throats's hurting'

Producer: 'Great stuff Alistair, we've got it'

Edited by Simpo Two on Tuesday 20th January 19:16

[Shaw Tarse]

TonyHetherington said:

phil1979 said:

Is he respected in his field?

Presenting Police Camera Action and getting done for Drink Driving.

Oh yes. Well respected

Was it twice he got done for DD?

[deevlash]

Shaw Tarse said:

TonyHetherington said:

phil1979 said:

Is he respected in his field?

Presenting Police Camera Action and getting done for Drink Driving.

Oh yes. Well respected

Was it twice he got done for DD?

oh yes, the hypocritical git.

[Simpo Two]

deevlash said:

oh yes, the hypocritical git.

Perhaps the court said: 'You can be banned for a year or present Police Camera Action'!

[Negative Creep]

There is something eminently punchable about his face. Smug tosser who will talk about how speed cameras save lives then present a clip of a stolen car driven badly.

[Six Fiend]

He legged it from the scene of a crash while pissed up iirc.

[mgp1969]

phil1979 said:

Is he a bit of a cock?

no, he is a total cock

HTH

[mybrainhurts]

Pardon me...

Alistair Stewart is a SERIAL drunk driver...

How they consider it appropriate to let him front that programme is beyond me...