Cop gets branch speared in eye

[Orb the Impaler]

This is pretty awful - lucky bloke got away with it too, it would seem...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1091...

[tonyvid]

Thank you, Impaler of the Orb

I can see what attracted you to the story




Christ on a bike, that's a horrible image, it's going to hurt in the morning!!

Edited by tonyvid on Wednesday 21st January 10:23

[Neil_H]

Eye wood have thought he'd have lost his sight completely after that!

[Slikk]

"I looked across with my right eye and that's when I noticed a stick coming out of my left eye. I thought `what the heck is that?'

[Neil_H]

Slikk said:

"I looked across with my right eye and that's when I noticed a stick coming out of my left eye. I thought `what the heck is that?'

He just didn't twig at first.

[Neil_H]

I wonder if he was in Special Branch?

[shouldbworking]

Doubly remarkable is that the felon apparently had concern for the guy's welfare once he'd been caught

[A1GOY]

Christ on a bike! That's nasty...

[telecat]

Brother in law had a similar incident with a clothes dryer a couple of years ago. Those pictures weren't nice either.

[SMcP114]

He should stick to catching real criminals..

[captainzep]

telecat said:

Brother in law had a similar incident with a clothes dryer a couple of years ago. Those pictures weren't nice either.

Cheeses Christ. I'm not even horrified. That's amazing.

[AJS-]

Neil_H said:

I wonder if he was in Special Branch?

No, just a regular cop sticking it to the criminals. It's one in the eye for justice.

[Gun_840]

That cop must be annoyed though, the guy he nearly blinded himself catching was released without charge!

[Cara Van Man]

Neil_H said:

I wonder if he was in Special Branch?

[SMcP114]

telecat said:

Brother in law had a similar incident with a clothes dryer a couple of years ago. Those pictures weren't nice either.

Let me get this straight.. He was chasing a clothes dryer, slipped, and impaled his eye on a branch?

[fathomfive]

Now thats what I call a sticky situation.

[croyde]

Bet that was a bit of a spectacle.

[camgear]

SMcP114 said:

telecat said:

Brother in law had a similar incident with a clothes dryer a couple of years ago. Those pictures weren't nice either.

Let me get this straight.. He was chasing a clothes dryer, slipped, and impaled his eye on a branch?

+1 million

[dienamic]

telecat said:

Brother in law had a similar incident with a clothes dryer a couple of years ago. Those pictures weren't nice either.

We NEED to see those pictures!!

[Aubrey]

Jesus, that's scary! Top marks for making the arrest though!