Laziest food products ever!
Author
Discussion

Watch-Collector

Original Poster:

256 posts

219 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
On the back of another thread I have always had a hate for lazy ready made food products. Not the ready meals as such but inane stuff like ready grated cheese, pre boiled potatoes , Aunt Bessie`s Yorshire puddings , chopped Cabbage, pre- florreted Brocolli etc the list is painfully endless.
All enabling the end user to stay rivetted to the sofa and remain more intune within a mind bending world of Xbox 360, Eastenders and Corry !
So what is the most laughable product out there, dehydrated water perhaps..? Or even Microwave ready Tea capsules ??!!!

Plotloss

67,280 posts

294 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
A lot of the really annoying ones were mentioned on the other thread.

I do have a theory though about Yorkshire Pudding Mix (Just add milk and eggs)

The existence of that product, just that one product is complete and utter justification for weapons grade sociopathy.

If it was to cease to be due to lack of demand I would have a small amount of faith in society but whilst it still does I can have none, none whatsoever.

It is the litmus for everything that is wrong.



shirt

25,074 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
caterers egg roll gets my vote, or whatever its called. that vile stuff they had on the C4 chicken program, like an egg swiss roll!

but in terms of sheer laziness i'll say sliced mushrooms. at least i can see the lazy man's logic is buying pre-gated cheese as i hate washing my cheese grater!

Gaffer

7,156 posts

301 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Ready chopped onions in a can - they taste VILE

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

276 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Pancake mix, on the shelf of my local asda for almost £2 for 500g...


grumbledoak

32,385 posts

257 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Instant custard, just add milk. So, that'll be egg yolks and sugar, then.

Greenie

1,850 posts

265 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
grumbledoak said:
Instant custard, just add milk. So, that'll be egg yolks and sugar, then.
More likely cornflour and yellow food colouring.

grumbledoak

32,385 posts

257 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Greenie said:
More likely cornflour and yellow food colouring.
Grrr! Whoever thought that little wheeze up must have made a mint.

Oh, and to add to the list...

Watch-Collector

Original Poster:

256 posts

219 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Its funny, the French seem to buy a tonnage of dried potato mix that makes a vile mash style substance that is only good for adding to walls and covering with silk emulsion, Crepi I think they call it.
I think the Supermarkets sell slice mushrooms as they are easier to add to bacon sandwiches made with Value white bread and wafer thin bacon that cooks in a nano second washed down with value brown sauce at 39p a gallon .


Edited by Watch-Collector on Wednesday 21st January 18:38

Watch-Collector

Original Poster:

256 posts

219 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Plotloss said:
A lot of the really annoying ones were mentioned on the other thread.

I do have a theory though about Yorkshire Pudding Mix (Just add milk and eggs)

The existence of that product, just that one product is complete and utter justification for weapons grade sociopathy.

If it was to cease to be due to lack of demand I would have a small amount of faith in society but whilst it still does I can have none, none whatsoever.

It is the litmus for everything that is wrong.
Maybe Frozen Yorkshire Puddings were the catalyst for everything that is wrong with Society, an interesting thought!

condor

8,837 posts

272 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
quotequote all
Aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings are a godsend smile...takes a few minutes to heat up in the oven and they're ready...great when you're doing roast beef fo one biggrin
Pre-made fresh ones aren't as crisp and as I only want 2 it's not viable to make my own....so a big thumbs up for Aunt Bessie's yorkshire puds biggrin

Melman Giraffe

6,794 posts

242 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
SMASH hurl

JRM

2,065 posts

256 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
Pre-shelled pistachios - what's the point?

Any chopped veg is rediculous in my opinion.

Coleman's do a white sauce that you just have to add milk to!!! So that'll be £1 for about 100g of flour then will it?!!

jimothy

5,151 posts

261 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
condor said:
Aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings are a godsend smile...takes a few minutes to heat up in the oven and they're ready...great when you're doing roast beef fo one biggrin
Pre-made fresh ones aren't as crisp and as I only want 2 it's not viable to make my own....so a big thumbs up for Aunt Bessie's yorkshire puds biggrin
Why? Surely you have a nice hot pan of beef fat ready about half an hour before you eat, so why not put batter mix in. No more difficult.

ali_kat

32,142 posts

245 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
jimothy said:
condor said:
Aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings are a godsend smile...takes a few minutes to heat up in the oven and they're ready...great when you're doing roast beef fo one biggrin
Pre-made fresh ones aren't as crisp and as I only want 2 it's not viable to make my own....so a big thumbs up for Aunt Bessie's yorkshire puds biggrin
Why? Surely you have a nice hot pan of beef fat ready about half an hour before you eat, so why not put batter mix in. No more difficult.
'cause home made batter mix makes more than 2... and doesn't keep very well frown

shirt

25,074 posts

225 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
aunt bessie's ok by me as i can't get plate size puds to rise properly. this is my shame as a yorkshireman, i must get my mum to teach me the secret as she whisks by hand with plain flour and her yorkshires are perfect.

i should add that i pass the aunt bessie factory on my way out to work. mccain and a few others are there as well. if you stand in the asda car park you get [dep. on the wind direction] this combined whiff of clogged arteries or the aroma from the fish docks. it aint good!

Watch-Collector

Original Poster:

256 posts

219 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
ali_kat said:
jimothy said:
condor said:
Aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings are a godsend smile...takes a few minutes to heat up in the oven and they're ready...great when you're doing roast beef fo one biggrin
Pre-made fresh ones aren't as crisp and as I only want 2 it's not viable to make my own....so a big thumbs up for Aunt Bessie's yorkshire puds biggrin
Why? Surely you have a nice hot pan of beef fat ready about half an hour before you eat, so why not put batter mix in. No more difficult.
'cause home made batter mix makes more than 2... and doesn't keep very well frown
FFS.. whats the cost of chucking away a coupleof eggs a bit of plain flour and milk to have the pleasure of perfect `Fresh ` Unadulterated puds???? Even give them to the local cats theyd snap them up, they love batter mix cats do.. Its even easy to work out a small measure to make only a few and they are also very good cold the next day with jam or cheese;-) I kid you not...
If you follow the By Volume recipe , its easy to make a small amount of batter to make even 3 or 4 of the darn things.
Come on...

escargot

17,122 posts

241 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
I refuse to believe anyone actually buys pre-made Yorkshire pudding mix.

Cotty

41,925 posts

308 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
Watch-Collector said:
Not the ready meals as such but inane stuff like ready grated cheese,
I was making a home made pizza and wanted some cheese. It worked out cheaper per weight to by pre-grated cheese than to buy a block and grate it myself. Strange.

escargot

17,122 posts

241 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
quotequote all
Same brand cheese?