I said what?

[philthy]

My colleague nearly died a moment ago.

One of my customers brought in a laptop that kept disconnecting from the various social networking websites.
I explained that it was all sorted now, and completely updated. She asked if it was still disconnecting, and I assured her it wasn't. I then blurted out "Don't worry, you can get on myface anytime you want! !

Myface

What an idiot !

[JRM]

Good line. Presumably she said, 'great let's go' before you had a chance to correct yourself?!

[jeff m]

philthy said:

My colleague nearly died a moment ago.

One of my customers brought in a laptop that kept disconnecting from the various social networking websites.
I explained that it was all sorted now, and completely updated. She asked if it was still disconnecting, and I assured her it wasn't. I then blurted out "Don't worry, you can get on myface anytime you want! !

And there rests the case for the defence m'lord.

[petrol_penelope]

Thats on par with Lampoons X-mas when he says "It's Nipply out there!"

[philthy]

JRM said:

Good line. Presumably she said, 'great let's go' before you had a chance to correct yourself?!

I didn't notice to be honest. My mate had to duck behind the office trying to stifle his laughter.

[The Black Flash]

Female colleague of mine was giving a presentation the other week. Pointing at a flow diagram, she came out with:

"...and as you can see in the flow-job here"

Freudian slip at its best.

[speedchick]

I guess we just have to hope that MySpace and Facebook never merge then!

[The Tea Boy]

speedchick said:

I guess we just have to hope that MySpace and Facebook never merge then!

[Munter]

Had my review on Tuesday. My Boss said "do do" in a sentance. So hard not to laugh. Cant remember a word form the rest of that...

[philthy]

speedchick said:

I guess we just have to hope that MySpace and Facebook never merge then!

I was trying to recall the names of the popular sites, and think I mixed these two up.

That's my excuse anyway.......

Just remembered, didn't Clarkson say this as well ?

[garycat]

We had a young blonde admin assistant who put recycling boxes on each floor of our office. One Friday she was disappointed to see that the box was empty and she shouted out to the entire floor "None of you guys have filled my box this week!"

She then screamed, went red and ran downstairs.

[Chilli]

As my name is Nick, I used to get called Nickers by a few of the ladies in the office. I was sitting at another desk for 5 minutes, when one of the ladies cam down, saw I wasn't there, and blurted out "No nickers today". You can guess the rest.

Guess you had to be there really.

[pits]

Guy that works for us comes out with some classics
whilst ordering a coffee "I think I am going to have one of those lattices"
Whilst spraying a wall "Do you like my murial?"
Or "I think I am going to get the wife some of those incest sticks"

[rex]

My receptionist recently advised the last patient of the day to give the door a good wk. To latch is quire stiff and the door has to be pull shut firmly.

This from a grandmother aswell