The reason UFO's don't exist (imho) is because...

[srebbe64]

...they keep crashing!

Surely such an advanced race wouldn't crash every ten minutes!

[whitechief]

Or keep kidnapping drunk 'rednecks' in the deep south of the US of A

[srebbe64]

whitechief said:

Or keep kidnapping drunk 'rednecks' in the deep south of the US of A

But they saw a bright light! what more evidence do you need?

[Uncle Fester]

srebbe64 said:

...they keep crashing!

Surely such an advanced race wouldn't crash every ten minutes!

Watch ‘Morons from outer space’ and get back to us on that one.

[Negative Creep]

[GTIR]

Its just not possible that any alien race will ever visit earth (or whatever you humans call it) because they have seen those documentaries with Will Smith and they aint gonna fly 10 million light years to get an arse kicking big willy style.

Fact

fked up by bad spelling

Edited by GTIR on Friday 23 January 01:33

[Ravell]

I am Lrrr of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!

[mybrainhurts]

Ravell said:

I am Lrrr of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!

No you're not, you're Harriet Harman...

[Ravell]

mybrainhurts said:

No you're not, you're Harriet Harman...

Can't be! Eyes are too far appart! Although she (it?) isn't from this planet, that's for sure!!

[mybrainhurts]

Aaaaargh...

Do NOT do that again...

[The Hypno-Toad]

Ravell said:

I am Lrrr of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!

Huurrr.......that hippy's really starting to kick in..

[FlossyThePig]

UFO - Unidentified Flying Object

Therefore, until identified any flying object is a UFO.

[BB-Q]

FlossyThePig said:

UFO - Unidentified Flying Object

Therefore, until identified any flying object is a UFO.

Now, now- there's no need to get all technical on us...

[fathomfive]

FlossyThePig said:

UFO - Unidentified Flying Object

Therefore, until identified any flying object is a UFO.

Well that blows my thought that we were talking about an Unidentified Fart Odour.

[OJ]

fathomfive said:

FlossyThePig said:

UFO - Unidentified Flying Object

Therefore, until identified any flying object is a UFO.

Well that blows my thought that we were talking about an Unidentified Fart Odour.

We suffer from that around my office... nothing to do with me of course

[Marf]

Negative Creep said:

"Ohh this makes me very angry!"

[Scraggles]

if referring to the third vane on the wind farm, they found it in bits a way off from the mast

[Vipers]

My views are two fold. For those of you who believe in Jesus Christ and all that, who came down from above etc, how did he come down, taxi, bus, or a "Space Ship", that one I can accept.

My second view, is that all the UFO's we see is in fact us in the far future, having developed time travel, come back to earth to see what's going on, and how we fuc@@ed it up, but can't actually make contact, you know the scenario, what if you go back and kill your grandmother etc etc etc.

If we eliminate 99.99% of all sightings as false, that leaves an awful lot we cannot account for. And lets face it, what would we do if an alien landed, we would probably kill them.

[Carl_Spackler]

"So, welcome everyone to this mornings weekly earth visitation meeting, first on today's agenda, some blue sky thinking on abductions."

[jmorgan]

Must be a bugger for your anti gravity, anti visible, anti prober probe fail just as you are tucking in to your favorite dish of cows lips and cows 'oles contemplating the uses you can put the next vat of lube to when you get to the swamp and you crash into a turbine. And after getting past the all the hurdles the universe chucks at you. I mean, what will the Zargs say when we get back?