What a turkey!

[Orb the Impaler]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7846445...

"A Bristol man has taken a black marker pen to his white £40,000 Porsche in an attempt to get a new job."

Try this in the UK and you'd be inviting ridicule; has the bloke no dignity?

(Can't find this on the 1st 4 pages of P&P)

[Hoppy2008]

Jesus Christ, what a nob.

[PD9]

God, I always thought my uncle Andy was a bit loopy!

[G'kar]

Good on him for trying every avenue.

What's the problem?

[V8mate]

People are made redundant in Dubai?

I reckon he was a nob who got fired.

[Mike400]

That would seriously put me off employing the guy.

Seriously naff IMO

[Orb the Impaler]

G'kar said:

Good on him for trying every avenue.

What's the problem?

I see your point and agree, however putting those details on the back of a Porker is not likely to elicit much in the way of sympathy, is it? That's my point. Things may of course be different in Dubai but in the UK it would attract nothing but ridicule. *That* is why I think he's a turkey.

[Simpo Two]

Cretin. Even assuming the stunt will work, he should have used vinyl letters - which he can peel off when he has to sell the car because he doesn't have a job.

Just proves that if you earn £40K it doesn't mean you're bright.

[BigLepton]

I bet it's leased and will join the thousands of other dumped lease vehicles at Dubai airport later this week. . . . . . .

[Slagathore]

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/homepage/Bristol-ma...

Bit more on it there!

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Thank God it's only a boxter!

[scotal]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Thank God it's only a boxter!

What a shame you can't spell Boxster.

[G'kar]

Orb the Impaler said:

G'kar said:

Good on him for trying every avenue.

What's the problem?

I see your point and agree, however putting those details on the back of a Porker is not likely to elicit much in the way of sympathy, is it? That's my point. Things may of course be different in Dubai but in the UK it would attract nothing but ridicule. *That* is why I think he's a turkey.

Just seen the pic of him in the t-shirt.

Agreed.

Turkey.

[V8mate]

G'kar said:

Orb the Impaler said:

G'kar said:

Good on him for trying every avenue.

What's the problem?

I see your point and agree, however putting those details on the back of a Porker is not likely to elicit much in the way of sympathy, is it? That's my point. Things may of course be different in Dubai but in the UK it would attract nothing but ridicule. *That* is why I think he's a turkey.

Just seen the pic of him in the t-shirt.

Agreed.

Turkey.

He should try Turkey now he's blown Dubai?

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

scotal said:

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Thank God it's only a boxter!

What a shame you can't spell Boxster.

Well I imagine it's not a Boxster S so I removed the S, hence boxter

[Emsman]

Utter penis.

[Slagathore]

Isn't it tax free in Dubai?

So, he's on £75k and has been there for 18months. That's a lot of money!

Now he's just coming across as desperate and retarded. As has been said, viny stickers would have done the job just fine

[scotal]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

scotal said:

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Thank God it's only a boxter!

What a shame you can't spell Boxster.

Well I imagine it's not a Boxster S so I removed the S, hence boxter

good comeback!

[MK4 Slowride]

Simpo Two said:

Cretin. Even assuming the stunt will work, he should have used vinyl letters - which he can peel off when he has to sell the car because he doesn't have a job.

Just proves that if you earn £40K it doesn't mean you're bright.

Exactly, a bit of custom signwriting £50-£100 depending on if he's going to do the sides of the car as well. All nice & neat + easily removeable.

The car looks like a fridge after a 3 year old just got some new fridge magnets.

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

scotal said:

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

scotal said:

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Thank God it's only a boxter!

What a shame you can't spell Boxster.

Well I imagine it's not a Boxster S so I removed the S, hence boxter

good comeback!

Thank you

Well done monkey, you managed to cover your spelling mistake and not look like a complete retard