Whats the best comment

[theshrew]

What's the best comment you have heard about women.

I guy at work just came out with a good one while talking to this young lad here. Made me laugh

Treat them like a postage stamp..........Lick em, stick em and send them on there way.

You lot got any ?

[Nobody You Know]

theshrew said:

What's the best comment you have heard about women.

I guy at work just came out with a good one while talking to this young lad here. Made me laugh

Treat them like a postage stamp..........Lick em, stick em and send them on there way.

You lot got any ?

They don't know what they want and then they lie about it anyway....

[Eddh]

Not wishing to be labeled sexist or anything but a mates dad once said this:

"Feel 'em, fk 'em and forget 'em"

Also a great quote:

"If its got tyres or tits its going to cost you."

[Mrs Fish]

[Steamer]

"Women feel the same way about shoes as men feel about women"

[Pork]

Eddh said:

Not wishing to be labeled sexist or anything but a mates dad once said this:

"Feel 'em, fk 'em and forget 'em"

Also a great quote:

"If its got tyres or tits its going to cost you."

a crass adaptation of that is "if it flies, float or f*cks, rent it"

[Mattygooner]

Your only as old as the girl you feel...

An old popstar once told me that, can't remeber his name... sounded like stter..

[Plotloss]

This is an equal opportunities thread closure.