Blind Date tomorrow night, any advice?

[Fishtigua]

I,ve got a date but feel like a twit.

I have joined up to one of those dating sites (the good ones) but unsure as to the etequette of the evening. Bit of a floundering fish in these situations.

Restaurant booked, getting haircut, even ironing a shirt for the first time in 10 years. Is that looking too needy?

Adivice please.

[Johnny]

Knock one out before you leave the house?

[ChrisRS]

Chances are shes feeling the same as you, just aim to go out and enjoy yourself!

Edited to add: don;t go out with a loaded gun!

Edited by ChrisRS on Saturday 24th January 00:29

[skylinecrazy]

Johnny said:

Knock one out in front of her?

[968]

Fishtigua said:

I,ve got a date but feel like a twit.

I have joined up to one of those dating sites (the good ones) but unsure as to the etequette of the evening. Bit of a floundering fish in these situations.

Restaurant booked, getting haircut, even ironing a shirt for the first time in 10 years. Is that looking too needy?

Adivice please.

Just relax and enjoy it. Have some confidence and be cook. Most important thing is to enjoy the whole thing and have a laugh with her.

[Johnny]

skylinecrazy said:

Johnny said:

Knock one out in front of her?

I like the way you're thinking!

[303Hound]

Don't forget your magic hankie.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Be yourself, don't be as if you are being interviewed or a person who doesn't get out much, just talk like you would to a mate and treat it as fun.

Chances are her pic bares no relation to what she actually looks like and you will feel like running after two minutes but stick with it, it's all good practice.

ETA just seen where you are from, a date doesn't count if you are related

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Saturday 24th January 00:33

[Plotloss]

Take her number and your mobile, arrange to meet in a public place.

When you get there, hide out of sight with a view of the meeting location and phone her.

If the bird that picks up her phone is a rotter, go and get stted instead.

You're welcome.

[Vixpy1]

About 10 mins into the date, ask if she would like to go to the loo so you can pull her pants down and ram it up her arse, on a purely scientific experiment basis because you want to hear what a dolphin sounds like

[VxDuncan]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Be yourself, don't be as if you are being interviewed or a person who doesn't get out much, just talk like you would to a mate and treat it as fun.

Chances are her pic bares no relation to what she actually looks like and you will feel like running after two minutes but stick with it, it's all good practice.

Good advice...

Just remember her pic will probably be as representative of her as yours was of you... 8o)

Still, go out assuming she's munter an have a laugh.

[Stu R]

Vixpy1 said:

ask if she would like to go to the loo so you can pull her pants down and ram it up her arse

the whole loo? including the cistern? surely just a fist or two would tell you it's well chartered country

[308mate]

Fishtigua said:

I feel like a twit.

I joined one of those dating sites.

ironing a shirt for the first time in 10 years.

Is that looking too needy?

Adivice please.

At this point it would be too easy to simply quote your OP in an unfair way and then call you socially inept for asking for advice of complete strangers on the net, late at night and point and laugh.

So thats what Im going to do.

Think about it, are you going to be able to get our advice before every meeting with every girl? Are they going out with you or the P&P?

Sort yourself out man!

Edited by 308mate on Saturday 24th January 00:41

[Pork]

I'd stear clear of he restaurant!

Drinks are better for a first date as there's less chance of uncomfortable silences.

Good luck, either way.

[Vixpy1]

Stu R said:

Vixpy1 said:

ask if she would like to go to the loo so you can pull her pants down and ram it up her arse

the whole loo? including the cistern? surely just a fist or two would tell you it's well chartered country

Based on the dates i've been on, if a bird can''t fit a cistern up her chuff there is really no point

[SellerOfSin]

Vixpy1 said:

About 10 mins into the date, ask if she would like to go to the loo so you can pull her pants down and ram it up her arse, on a purely scientific experiment basis because you want to hear what a dolphin sounds like

If she throws her drink in your face, she has no sense of humour and you wouldn't want to date her anyway!

[Fishtigua]

Thanks 308mate

As a Ship's Captain I've normally had staff to do all that sort of stuff for me.

[Dudd]

Fat chicks need love too.

They just gotta pay.

[Stu R]

Vixpy1 said:

Stu R said:

Vixpy1 said:

ask if she would like to go to the loo so you can pull her pants down and ram it up her arse

the whole loo? including the cistern? surely just a fist or two would tell you it's well chartered country

Based on the dates i've been on, if a bird can''t fit a cistern up her chuff there is really no point

touché.

off topic but I saw a blue E34 with surrey rolling road stickers on the back last weekend in Newcastle, sound familiar?

[mybrainhurts]

Stu R said:

Vixpy1 said:

Stu R said:

Vixpy1 said:

ask if she would like to go to the loo so you can pull her pants down and ram it up her arse

the whole loo? including the cistern? surely just a fist or two would tell you it's well chartered country

Based on the dates i've been on, if a bird can''t fit a cistern up her chuff there is really no point

touché.

off topic but I saw a blue E34 with surrey rolling road stickers on the back last weekend in Newcastle, sound familiar?

Yes, it's a town in the North East...